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Translation: KnB S2 Drama CD 4: Escape

Translated by Violinic Hanamiya, Riko, Miyaji, and Imayoshi are online gaming buddies

I have the headcanon of Akashi acting humble at his own abilities(post winter cup of course) in the attempt of being like a normal guy. I.e "ah I don't have much experience cooking but..." and obviously delivers the best thing you have ever seen. Although this may sound contradictory to his special "trait" (being good at everything...) I like to think he's not the best at whatever at FIRST try, but is capable of being so if practices for a period of time/get interested in it. A very fast learner

His first drawing attempt was bad(expected as a kid). To this day, he likes to draw the gorgeous, beautiful, magnificent Yukimaru, so Akashi practiced more often until doing nice simple pieces.

All of this was written with the purpose of you imagining a very silly kid drawing of Akashi holding Shiori's hand with a tiny Yuki at the side. Masaomi is also there. A bit far but still included

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I believe it! I think that Akashi is good at many things, yes, but people think it's because he's naturally talented. In reality, there's probably hours of practice behind everything he does to polish his skills to the point of being near-perfect.

Just think about that scene in KNB when Akashi is working out in the gym with Mibuchi to the point where he's panting and barely holding himself up, and one of the people there is like "he must be starving for victory". But that was at a point where Akashi had yet to lose, which meant he wasn't training that hard because he was starving for victory. He was training to maintain it.

Even for the other miracles (including Kuroko), to get to that level of skill, they were all dedicating most of their free time to basketball. To become that good, you have to train ridiculously hard. So, Akashi does all of that on top of spending extra hours mastering everything else he seems to be good at.

Tbh, he kind of already is humble about his own abilities, like the drama CD where back in Teiko, Midorima tells Murasakibara that Akashi's study methods aren't for the faint-hearted, Akashi's like "What are you talking about? Anybody could do it." And the study methods in question are memorizing everything the first time so you don't have to spend as much time actually revising. Like he's casual about skills that require the most inhuman capabilities and it's funny asf each and every time.

kurokonobrainrot

I love thinking about the miracles casually mentioning the wild shit that happened during middle school in front of their high school teams.

Kise : Oh this remind me of the time when we got involved with jewelry store thieves during a festival. Momoi accidentally took possession of their loot.

Kaijo : Excuse me, what ??

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Murasakibara : I love this flavor of maiubo, Mido-chin once stopped a robber on a scooter by throwing the exact same box at him.

Yosen : A driving scooter ?? From afar ?? Ha ha you must be joking, this level of accuracy and strength isn't possible-

Murasakibara : Yeah he ruined my maiubo...

Yosen : THAT'S NOT THE ISSUES HERE WTF

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Kuroko : A couple contest ? This brings back memory, we once participate in a couple contest with my friends from Teiko.

Seirin : You mean the miracles ? As couples ?

Kuroko : Yes, i was paired with Akashi-kun as the wolf and red ridding hood

Seirin : Haha, Akashi as the wolf i can imagine that.

Kuroko : No i was the wolf. Half of them had to cross-dress.

Seirin : Wait seriously, do you have pictures ?? Hey don't disappear finish the story first !!

Kuroko will not finish the story, he will keep the mystery going for as long as he can.

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Aomine : Don't be crybaby you can play with a sprained wrist, Haizaki did it all the time after Nijimura beat the shit out of him.

Too : Come again ??

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Momoi : Akashi has been spotted saving a baby's life by catching them with lightning fast reflexes before his stroller collide with a truck once.

Too : I refuse to believe that

Momoi : Are you saying MY informations and data gathering are incorrect ? :)

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Akashi and Midorima probably have the craziest stories and they'll be unnecessarily vague about it.

Murasakibara casually dropping Teiko lore to his teammates happens a lot in this Drama audio (He mostly talked about Akashi, because of course he would) and this is honestly once of the funniest one.

I should probably make a separate post about it because it truly is a masterpiece and it 100% deserves it

active-mind-15

Nah fr the canon Teiko lore is so fucking unhinged but since all of the Teiko gang are kind of insane it doesn't surprise me that these stories are more like boring/mundane anecdotes to them

japeneselunchtimerush

No because it wasn't even normal candy? It was this color-changing, flavour-chaning candy that two 14 year old made from scratch.

It's so crazy that they managed to make something that changes from squid ink flavour to lemon with like one mix.

Also when Murasakibara was moving on to the red color, Midorima mentioned that akashi "put all his might into this one" which I think is adorable.

Murasakibara calling it the best snack he ever tasted🥺🥺

I'd like to think that after the winter cup they start doing this again. Everytime they meet Murasakibara tells Akashi about any weird candy he finds and Akashi ropes Midorima into making something similar.

It's sweet how the minute Akashi "runs around doing work during lunch time" Seijuro has some free time he decides to hyperfixate on this one thing murasakibara said and make something like that for him.

Anyways Stan this trio

cemetery14

OMG i just watched it, akashi and midorima are so dramatic lmao

i need art of them in lab coats

i love murasakibara being smart, we stan ✨

animemangadaisuki

Kuroko no Basuke -Replace IV- OMAKE chapter English translation

The Splendid Teikou Girls’ Meeting

translated by bellicife

proofread / edited by animemangadaisuki

read other chapters here

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Kuroko no Basuke -Replace- novel English translation

The 1st G: Teikou Middle School’s Eventful Afterschool

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

The 2nd G: Kaijou High School’s White Book of Youth ~Summer Vacation’s Still Not Over Yet~

The 3rd G: Seirin High School Basketball Club’s Biggest Crisis?

The 4th G: Kaijou High School’s White Book of Youth ~Summer Vacation Can’t be Allowed to End Like This~

The 5th G: Terror! The Tragedy at the Mountain Resort!!

Extra: I am the New Member

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KUROKO NO BASUKE REPLACE NOVEL COMPILATION *not complete*

NEW

REPLACE 4 CHAPTER 5 *THE LEGENDARY BRAVE LEADER AKASHI* ADDED (20/12/2013)

.REPLACE 4 OMAKE CHAPTER *The Splendid Teikou Girls’ Meeting*ADDED (18/1/2014)

REPLACE 5 CHAPTER 3 AND 6 ADDED (30/MAY/14)

REPLACE 5 CHAPTER 1 and 4 added

READ:

KUROBASU REPLACE 1 *all chapter* (MACO-SAN PAGE)

1. Teikō Basketball - After School

2. Kaijō High White Book of Youth ~Summer Hasn’t Ended Yet~

3. Seirin Basketball Club - The Biggest Crisis

4. Kaijō High White Book of Youth ~Summer Vacation Can’t Be Allowed to End Like This~

5. Terror! Tragedy at the Mountain Resort

READ HERE

KUROBASU REPLACE 2

CHAPTER 1 (Welcome to Teikō Festival)

READ HERE

CHAPTER 2 (Midorima’s unlucky day)

READ HERE

CHAPTER 4 (The sleepless night of Tuouo High)

READ HERE (Riffkaa page)

chapter 3/5 *not translated yet*

KUROBASU REPLACE 3

CHAPTER 1 (The summer festival of Generation of Miracle)

READ HERE

CHAPTER 2 (A gift to the couch)

READ HERE

CHAPTER 3 (Kagami’s childhood story)

(as this chapter is super long, we decided to translate it part by part)

part 1 HERE

part 2 HERE

part 3 HERE

part 4 HERE

chapter 4 (Search for Tsucchi’s girlfriend) not translated yet

CHAPTER 5 (Murasakibara’s disaster Arc)

READ HERE

REPLACE 4

CHAPTER 5 ( The legendary Brave leader Akashi)

READ HERE

OMAKE (The Splendid Teikou Girls’ Meeting)

READ HERE

REPLACE 5

chapter 1 (Stopping on the way)

READ HERE

chapter 2 (The Ace of Plunder)

chapter 3(their summer vacation)

READ HERE

chapter 4 (a certain sicth man’s break)

READ HERE

chapter 5 (spring storm)

chapter 6(the bad boy of deceit)

READ HERE

omake (A Clockwork Apple and Honey and Little Sister)

animemangadaisuki

Kuroko no Basuke -Replace IV- novel G5 English translation

*many thanks to bellicife/LatterDayOtaku for their help thus making knb novel translation faster =3

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Kuroko no Basuke Character Song Solo Series

Vol. 13: Himuro Tatsuya Monologues Translation Vol. 14: Hanamiya Makoto Monologues Translation Vol. 15: Sakurai Ryou Monologues Translation Vol. 16: Murasakibara Atsushi Monologues Translation

~Translations aren’t mine. Links lead to the original translation~