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theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions”

kth1

he’s so beautiful!

i-hate-chick-fil-a

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

exploding-plastic-inevitable

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

itsanidiom

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!

cookiesandcontemplation

But as you’re leaving soon, please do me this favour- Take care. Don’t get hurt. Live a good life. Don’t forget us. If you get exposed, don’t you dare give them away my name.

Your name will be the first one I disclose, mark my words.

dazzlingkai

You can date men, and hang out with other people as if nothing happened. But, don’t be lonely.

orangesyellow

“Back then, I didn’t want to live. I thought it’d be nice to spend my final moments in a place with beautiful scenery. But, during the trip, I realized that I did not want to die. I just didn’t want to live. I just needed some consolation. I’d never live the life where I could be loved by those whom I love, but I still wanted to hear someone say that I could live and that I must keep on living. And right at that moment… that melody started playing as if it was the answer to my prayer. ‘You can live. You must get through this.’ It gave me solace.” 1 Year of Crash Landing On You December 14, 2019 - February 16, 2020

chandlebing

Crash Landing on You & Itaewon Class look different…

Vincenzo (2021)

depp-could-get-it

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

profeminist

“This is what actors (& models & bodybuilders) do. If you see them with razor cut abs, they have been on a low carb, water-reducing diet to get there. You cannot retain that and be healthy. When we shot WOLVES, Jason asked me, “Do I have to have abs n’ shit for this?” I said no.”

- David Hayter, director, Wolves

“The wood chopping scene in The Wolverine was all the footage they could get before Hugh Jackman passed out from dehydration. Dehydration and steroids are the big secret behind Hollywood muscle definition.”

- My name is Grant‏

“Yeah there was a huge piece a few years ago about the prevalence of doping in the aftermath of Dark Knight (roughly), it became an arms race of every male actor going on roids for definition. Compare Jackman in XMen 1 from 2000 to him in Logan, for example.”

- Kuff ‘n’ Klout

“The Hollywood roid phenomenon in one picture”

- Kuff ‘n’ Klout‏

“The Guest” movie -

tatzelwyrm

I like how they call starvation and dehydration a “trick” :)))))))))

thiswaycomessomethingwicked

I KNOW. Fucking killed me. “There’s this neat trick where we encourage disordered eating and dehydration. That’s what bodies should look like!!! This is the Norm!!”

bogleech

Wait so that text wasn’t from a criticism of abusive practices?? It was just “here’s how we did this neat-O special effect!!!!!” ???!???

shakespork

we want HEALTHY MALE BODY IMAGES IN 2020🙏👏🙌😤

prettyprada

Today I listened to Dancing Queen on repeat and I feel like it's all that I ever need

hersheychocolateworld

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.

hersheycountdown

kookhope

54/100 days of jung hoseok

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD