ICE MY WRISTS N I PISS ON BITCHES

eyo im amelia ruth i like chess, being gangsta, and dad salad my heroes are florareinhold-ebooks, roman zolanski, and snoop sea pig im engaged to florareinhold-ebooks we will get married at our very own taco bell :')

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where is my wife @florareinhold-ebooks

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do you knwo how fucking hard it was to find the goddAmn email for this account

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*slams open the fucking door* MOM HOLY FUCK,

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remember when i was actually active

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the dad salad returns....

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somehow

im not

fully convinced

this show 

is aimed towards

kids

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u thought this was for kids

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hi

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next thing i know im going to be posting baby pictures frick my life,,

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I CANT BLEIEVE I POSTED THAT TO THE WRONG ACCOUNT B YE

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im gonna do it

im gonna audition for a fucking fanime….

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SHIT WRONG ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the word ointment makes me feel like im 70 years old and in a nursing home

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okay after thinking about it for like 30 seconds ive come up with some options

1.) start serious rping (probably not happening i cant stay serious for more than 10 seconds and amelia is kind of hard for me to seriously rp bc she had little to no emotions in the movie. like really she never smiled once)

2.) start actually socializing and starting conversations with people which is also very hard bc i once made friends with someone by dropping to the ground and screaming "people are scary im never going to make friends" and she thought it was funny

3.) delete which i dont rly want to do bc. fuckin dad salad thats why

4.) keep this account but never use it which is pointless and lazy but also probably easiest to do

do u SEE MY PROBLEM HERE

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that was awful motivation for myself and i still dont want to delete but wtf am i supposed to do

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i made that last post as motivation for me to actually do something but I SERIOUSLY CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING LOL

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okay so ive kind of decided

if im not able to actually do anything active on this account in 3 days

im gonna delete this blog

i might put a link to my main if i do but idk if anybody would really care i guess? sooo yeah

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does this blog even have a purpose anymore

id miss you all even though 99% of you never talked to me but im kinda thinkin of deleting this blog,,

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small son has done it again he has unleashed his rage on this fucking tv and his father is at a loss for words “why did you kill the fucking tv small son” then small son replied “because i wanted to die by your side father