#Chetwynd @chetwyndisms - Tumblr Blog

I'm waiting for the dudes in Poland to come to my house and say 'Who's this freaking foreigner?'

I'll trade you three vaginas for...

Our genitalia...the nation's vagina.

Just a note

It should be duly noted that Chetwynd compared all women to horseradishes today. (12-4-12)

Jesus, the female power of my space is unbelievable!

I mean you could always punch Alex in the face. You can't punch the State in the face.

- on A Clockwork Orange

I am absolutely in favor of destroying people psychologically.

But didn't I tell you the world sucks when you were five? Don't come back to me. I was a good father.

You know, I fucking love dogs. Me and Hitler would have gotten along.

Am I a nut? Or am I not a nut?

On the role of a woman as a parent:

"I don't want my son to be raised by me, I want to woman to do it. I raised our dog and he's already a little intellectual challenge."

Just a thought

It should be duly noted that Chetwynd has a detailed plan as to how to bring down the U.S. with 15 cell phones.

What is this? Fucking Auschwitz?

- on the TSA

That's what life's about: hiding shit. Life, colon, hiding shit.

You guys gotta get wise to what's going on in your country...I mean that as a suggestion.

Where's your kid? Right here. Just add water, you'll see him. Dehydrate him later.

The guy I hate a little bit won. I hate Romney so much more.

On the U.S. election.

#Chetwynd