Desi

consistency? nah | saturn owner by choice, volkswagen owner by circumstance | pfp by my gf, jettacar on here | banner by @wackytrusty on twitter

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[jockinit]

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[bruzum]

[virtualmosshroom]

[strawberry-crocodile]

this is mostly just me being a hater but whenever i see people use Official Dungeons and Dragons™ by Wizards of the Coast words to refer to like "cat person" "fish person" "steampunk robot" i wince. please have more respect for your own creations than that.

[borealeum]

Because OP turned off reblogs 30 minutes before i saw this post.

[gumi-megpoidd]

i think about this tweet constantly. i say zero out of ___ all the time

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[fallingtowers]

[voynichs]

obsessed with the fact that the welcome to night vale guy thinks he invented "welcome to [blank]" and gets really indignant and thinks other people who use that phrase ripped him off. its amazing. its a level of confident i aspire to be.

[voynichs]

hi. i understand and relate to the instinct to want to believe he is joking. here is him expanding on the widow's bay post, which he has since appear to have deleted instead of clarifying it was a hilarious joke.

and furthermore here is another post where he implies that idea for welcome to derry was stolen from his canceled night vale tv show

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Jack's

From: The Incredible Circus

He's the tall and cheeky one