laugh it up, fuzzball

... "i don't know. fly casual." mel, 21. harrison ford, chicken nuggets.

[lenfaz]

My dilemma is...

 did Harrison Ford was lucky two play two of the most bangable characters of all times or are Indiana Jones & Han Solo the most bangable characters of all times because Harrison Ford played them?

[talesfromthecrypts]

Indiana Jones + punching Nazis

[wwwnewurl]

[misterminaj-deactivated20190507]

how do I tell my grandpa he drives like a bottom

[wilwheaton]

“You’re not going to be the worst, most incompetent president in the 21st century, George,” she said.

[ignisgayentia]

rest in peace my beautiful space princess. this doesn’t even feel real. you were an inspiration to so many and you will continue to be forever.  ♥ ♥ ♥

[emmastonedaily]

Emma Stone for New York Times

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[jeffreysdeanmorgan]

Jeffrey Dean Morgan photographed by John Russo for Esquire México.

[andyoucallmeupagain]

[onlytwitterpics]

[crescendohowell]

the only millennial headline that matters

[squidbroom]

reblog if you want dinner more than sex

[video-hall-of-fame]

me as a parent 

[lopmon]

[nayters]

[island-delver-go]

Where is the lie

[jedavu]

Charming Illustrated Cinemagraphs Reflect The Idyllic Mood Of Lazy Summer Days

by Rebecca Mock 

[dynastylnoire]

I love these

[p-taters]

A beer please..?

[harrisonforddaily]

Los Angeles International Film Festival Expos Filmex, 1981.