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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@chewietehhamster
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It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?
That is my favorite description of the Batman aesthetic ever.
OMDFG that’s a perfect description.
Imagine Spiderman ballooning in wide open areas. No, sorry, can’t get to that crime, its against the prevailing wind.
Also, Batman brooding on top of a Wafflehouse.
Batman: God, this stupid city with its sufficient lighting and lack of crumbling infrastructure to shoot grappling hooks into
Superman: Everyone for miles has lead poisoning, I’ve spent the entire night stopping crossword puzzle museum robberies and heists at the Second National Bank of Gotham on the corner of second street and second avenue, and earlier the wall of…clouds? smog?…cleared up for a minute and I’m pretty sure the sky was literally blood red
I HATE METROPOLIS FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE i’m not super into gotham IT IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH AND I HOPE IT BLOWS UPWHY DO THESE PEOPLE LIKE THE SUN SO MUCH it’s kinda gloomy a lil bit of a bummer WHY THE FUCK DOES CLARK WANNA DO THIS HOUSE SWAP THING i saw a reality tv show and i was like bruce we gotta try this
Oh my god, Bruce. Shut up. #batmanwhines
This is, like, the third time I’ve seen this but it never fails to make me laugh.
Spidey's singing the Flying Graysons' theme. Spidey's a Dick Grayson fan.
me: -is not quite sold on the Titans trailer-
Titans: Richard John Grayson, also known as Dick Grayson, also known as the son of billionaire Bruce Wayne, will be forced to sell his Porsche and get THIS minivan to drive all the Titans around like an actual soccer mom.
Me:
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art
shit hes right.
There are actually a good few episodes where Spencer's knowledge of the law helps the gang out and he legally gets them out of trouble. He is really goofy and a little eccentric, but when it comes to his knowledge they show him as actually pretty capable but having had no passion for it, something explored as early as the first season when their grandfather tries to take custody of Carly after viewing Spencer at face value and not realizing he knows what he's doing.
So do you like Porn, Hentai, or Dojin/porn mangas best?
Dojin the best, hentai next, porn last.
Finally a man of culture willing to read for the true anime titties.
i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan’s /a/ because i can’t help but immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about how they’ve been eating better and drinking more water because they want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier
shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it.
cells at work is an anime about anthropomorphic cells living in a human body, depicted as a large city
otaku on 4chan watched the show and, in a desire to make the cells in their bodies happy, have started to live healthier lives
shinzo abe, the prime minister of japan and noted son of a bitch, actually managed to get anime viewers to start taking care of themselves through anime
Mission accomplished, now fuck already.
baby steps, mister prime minister.
Ozzy and Drix 2
Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.
please princess™… i require your stability and happiness
She is listening
i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
today is the day
reblog the cherry pie to be ok
miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life
Fun fact: during the Revolutionary War, the British HATED American soldiers’ fighting methods. Why? Because Americans aimed. We’ve all heard of the battle of Bunker Hill and how the soldiers were instructed not to shoot until they saw the whites of the enemies’ eyes, but did you know that the British military’s battle plan was essentially to spray as many musket balls as they could all over the enemy? Troops were told to just aim in the general direction of the opposing army and shoot, and the British thought that Americans aiming their weapons was a savage and uncivilized form of combat.
The British sound like me when I play Overwatch and the enemy hitscan players kill me more than once
the american army had been trained by a german guy who added the ‘aim’ in ‘ready, aim, fire’, and literally wrote a book about ‘how to be better at soldiering then the brittish who think its all about pressed uniforms and standing in neat lines’ the other side of aiming- they thought it was unfair that half the american soldiers would intentionally try and hit the brittish officers, who had distinctive uniforms and were often sitting on a horse so they were stupid easy to pick out of a crowd. quite probably the most obvious thing you could do in a fight
#how the fuck did britain conquer 97% of the world
By fighting mainly native populations and villages who didnt have the money or tech to manufacture firearms meaning their "spray the battlefield" technique was literally just a tech advantage. They almost never fought other societies with guns and when they did they just had superior number, Roman style.
Snake’s lovingly sculpted butt cheeks died so 2018 could be the GAYEST year in gaming yet. Truly a hero.
i want………….. a summer románce 🥀✨
reblog to find…. a summer románce 🥀✨
Someone: brings up the met gala
me: -two hour long rant about rich people, celebrity worship and how everyone keeps forgetting the people that actually worked on those outfits-
thanks staff
I thought this was actually the ad again for a second
im gonna yiff dream bunny
where is MY email informing me I encouraged the Russian takeover
i got two emails :3c
‘the list was so long because i reblog so much bullshit’
I mean this is v true. maybe y’all are just getting called out on how much time you’re on here
I spend very little time here and had no idea people were being emailed about this until now. Turns out I got one.
Somebody fucked with the Cowboy Bebop wiki so this is the current entry for Faye Valentine
You’ve seen tail wagging… have you seen body wagging?