signs and wonders

North, 28, she/her. white. Politics and aesthetic. icon by mathildejr. askbox is closed, dm if u want to talk!

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[sial-nawfed]

"i mean its good? but why is the cast 80% male" and other friendship-ending feminist killjoy observations

[loveridden1999]

[michaelnordeman]

Mountain Hare/skogshare. Värmland, Sweden (August 3, 2021).

[cabbagefem]

Men and teenage boys treat not having a girlfriend like they’re being literally tortured to death

[isthehorsevideocute]

English horse stud ads be like: *confo shot* *shot of horse in performance* "Peppe le Blanc is available this breeding season, contact us for availability*

Western horse stud ads be like: *picture of horse surrounded by Hooter's girls* Granny's Hot Slut Water is available to be your broodmare's hot stud, get him while he lasts, or you'll have to wait until next season.

[elodieunderglass]

American horse for sale ads be like: *picture of clothes-drying rack with a painful expression begging for death, padded with unhelpful flab like a child wearing a puffy coat, apparently dying of tuberculosis, shot with a potato as the photographer was being tackled by a feral hog* beautiful cremello stallion, BLM rescue, backed but a little green , $10,000 great stud potential already covered several mare pretty babies (next seven photos are of goats; unclear if Progeny or just camera roll ) moves well (video of stoned animal hobbling along, spurred, its soul clearly detached from its body) no lowballs i know what i got

UK horse ads: so sorry to trouble you, but if anyone can help find a home for a lovely schoolmaster - perfect mother/daughter share and ladies’ hunter (picture of enchanting horse decorously jumping 1m at Olympics) we would be terribly grateful - please do bring your vet; the horse comes with full MOT, all previous owners have provided references, all vet visits logged in a binder, horse has British Sign Language qualification. (Video of horse doing dressage, filing taxes, and responding graciously to a difficult interview) Has been jumped, hacked, dressed at highest levels (video of most beautiful horse in the world gently taking a toddler to their dance recital) Rides and drives. Holds defensive driving license. Asking £5000 - so sorry.

Irish horse ads: (photos of extremely nice-looking animal, shot for some reason at a 35 degree angle) hOrF sal.e can ship to england for free. 10 year old mixed breed hunter (video of what appears to be an olympic warmblood in fabulous condition) £3000 or trade dfor . what you got

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

sometimes lesbian homewrecking is the only ethical option

[muzzlesbian]

[huckleberryhal]

Mary Oliver in “Dog Songs”

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[infertilityidol]

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[drops-of-universe]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[never-tell-me-what-to-do]

domestic violence against women increases by 40% during the world cup btw.

[morggo]

the butcher

ink and watercolor sketch on paper, ~ 5x6"

prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/the-butcher/

original for sale: https://ko-fi.com/s/1de517295f

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

at least we have middle aged lesbians amen

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said