Chicago Bastard

I'm just a Bastard who loves my city. The Bastards are always up to no good and you'll probably get a glimpse of that here.

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I finally framed this beautiful painting from @brandonloving. It makes me really happy, which is ironic considering Evers' role in Baseball's Sad Lexicon. #zombiezoo #tinkerstoeverstochance

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Blackhawks birthday hangs with these babes! (at United Center)

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Dear @themenzingers: I love you. Xoxo B (at Chop Shop)

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My bro bros. ❤️ I am happy to be here. (at First Unitarian Church of Philadelphia)

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Tiny Elvis™ (at Floyd's 99)

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Cambridge is tight. Cambridge is tight. (at University of Cambridge)

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Corpus Clock: Time Eater "The world passeth away, and the lust thereof" Too beautiful. (at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge)

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Our path to dinner last night. #slippityslide (at The George and Dragon Inn, Sandwich)

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@rapidsus! #iansparty (at Quenchers Saloon)

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Tell me Tish isn't the cutest and I'll tell you that you're crazy. She's like the normal Martha Stewart. AND she's never been to prison. (at Tish and Pete's)

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#twins #HueHefner #plaidissorad (at Duke's Alehouse and Kitchen)

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@mudflaps88: unplugged. (at Quenchers Saloon)

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Bumped into Vanny Devito. It always feels good to see some @hanksynyc. #hanksy #vannydevito #thepenguin (at The Radler)

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THEY TURNED THIS BUILDING INTO A GIANT PRESENT. Tell me that shit ain't cute. (at Los Angeles Beverly Hills)

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Hey @ottoband! I *kind of* found you! (at Pacoima Hills)

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This is THE shittiest picture but I love @tenschicago soooo very much. (at 86 Mets)

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The Bastard Girls in the kitchen for Cookie Day! #bastards (at Schaeffer 2.0)