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[chicanomick]

Sway with me (Stay with me)

New fic on ao3!

Mickey and Ian are spies who keep having the misfortune of being assigned to the same cases. This case just happens to be a ball. AKA I just wanted them to waltz together 👉🏼👈🏼

Excerpt: The music picks up speed. “The host.” “Yeah, what about him?” Mickey lets go of Ian’s back and spins him counterclockwise. “He’s in on it.” “No shit,” Mickey doesn't stop his swaying steps as he spins Ian with one hand, moving with the crowd clockwise while their bodies spin in the opposite direction, “I’ve been telling you that towel head was in on it since I read his fucking file.”  “First of all,” Ian stops spinning when Mickey’s hand gently rests back on his shoulder blade, they begin to spin in the opposite direction when the music shifts beat, still moving with the crowd in a spiral, “can we drop the racism?” Mickey groans in his ear before spinning him again, “Second of all,” Mickey’s hand lands lower on his back, “We didn't have clearance to those files that’s why we needed to get evidence.” The music picks up speed and Mickey spins Ian more constantly, eyes scanning the room, “Holy shit how much more are you going to spin me?” Ian complains feeling like a pig on a stake being spun over fire as he holds on tight to Mickey’s hand above him.  The music lowers in volume and the swaying pauses long enough for Mickey to mutter, “Now spin backward.” they're moving again, only this time Mickey pulls Ian with every step he takes back, the crowd of dancing couple spinning in a circle.  At least now they spin together, not letting go of one another. Ian is starting to feel lightheaded.  “And? Did ya’ get it?” Mickey speaks into his ear as he continues to sway them, not looking the least bit dizzy, eyes on the crowd. “Yeah,” Ian’s words come out strained as just at that moment Mickey says “up” and lifts him up in the air. At least as far off the ground as he can given the fact that Ian is taller and heavier than him. “Holy shit you’re fat.” Mickey groans out as he puts him back on the floor. Ian brings his fist down against the shoulder he's holding onto.  “Yeah well, you’re so short I have to bend down every time you spin me under your arm.” Mickey glares at him but holds onto his waist tighter to lift him again. This time Ian helps out and jumps enough to ease some of his weight off Mickey.

[jackharkness]

SHAMELESS 10.11 “Location, Location, Location”

[yellowcat-sy]

Mickey protecting ian's gay little tomato garden with his bazooka.

perfect couple!

They all get what they want.

[ghostengarden]

Ugh

[deedala]

Ian x Debbie + just hashtag gay ginger middle children things

[yellowcat-sy]

Ian: I know what Terry would like

Mickey：Definitely not roasted marshmallows……but I love the forehead kiss

[mikhailomick]

[allsteddie]

Steddie where they meet somewhere around their mid/late 20s and Eddie is convinced he's started dating a single father.

Steve is always talking about the kids. About driving them to school and taking them to doctor appointments or trips. It's sweet, actually, how devoted he obviously is to his kids.

There's Dustin, who Steve is always driving everywhere and bragging about how smart he is. And there's also Max and Erica, his girls who have Steve around their fingers.

And, well, maybe Steve is young to have three kids already, but who's Eddie to judge?

But then Steve is mentioning a Lucas too when he talks about his kids, and a Jane, and okay now Eddie is kinda freaking out. He's been trying to give Steve space and time, to let Steve set the pace and decide when he wants to have the 'do you wanna meet my kids?' conversation, but Eddie can't help but blurt out, "Babe, how many kids do you have?"

Steve looks at him funny, as if Eddie is not making any sense. "What do you mean?"

"You've already mentioned at least five different kids. Is there any more?"

"Oh, they are seven in total."

Seven. Seven fucking kids. How the hell is that even possible? Steve is twenty-six!

"Jesus, how old were you when the first of them was born?"

Understanding glints in Steve's eyes and he laughs so hard that Eddie is a little offended. Who wouldn't be a little frantic after finding out their new boyfriend had seven kids?

"Do you wanna meet them?" Steve asks suddenly, unable to hold back a grin.

An hour later, Eddie finds himself meeting not a bunch of kids but a bunch of grown adults, well in their 20s too, who are very nice and cool but also extremely protective of Steve.

He gets seven shovel talks that day.

[glvch]

Mickey's Wedding Notebook

For Gallavich Newbies Week 2026 by @gallavichthings Mickey's handwriting reference by @dershoimvik @saintjock

[orisgallery]

Milkovichs who love Ian Gallagher

[iandarling]

two seconds after the fucking of a lifetime

“ahh, fuck i needed that” mickey groans before getting up and pulling his clothes back on “c’mon big guy - i wanna hit the gun-shop before everyone else shows up”

ian, lying starfish on the bed fucked out no brains no muscles just a lump of sweat and endorphins “whaaa?”

[iandarling]

it’s ian’s birthday.

for part of ian’s present mickey dresses up in army regalia. the camo pants are crotchless and mickey is wearing a thong underneath with ian’s face on the front part that covers his dick. on this torso, mickey is wearing a harness, that helps accentuate mickey’s tits. mickey jokes that ian’s birthday cake is mickey ass, and his present is to do what he wants to mickey’s body. the rest of ian’s present are tickets to go see mandy and an appointment booked for ian and mickey to get matching tattoos

(a party is organised by debbie and mickey which is a BBQ in lip’s back garden (mickey had told phillip he wasn’t invited despite it being held in his garden but mickey conceded he can could come as part of ian’s present). during the festivities, mickey is horrified to see that the cake carl managed to buy for ian is actually a cake shaped like mickey’s ass (ian loves it))

100/10 no notes perfection

[mikhailomick]

[deathclassic]

Molly 🥰 will you do a mickey in the rhythms color pallete 🖤🫶🏼 so many cool colors, and I loved how you named them after songs hehehe very fitting 🖤

this is so late omg im so sorry sarah but its nearly summer!!! have a summer boy

[mertvidudaka]

Eeh 🛀

[resande]

[carlgallaghers]