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spainstateofmind

he won sports

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fanonical

harry potter and a thousand problems that could have been solved if people just thought of actually telling that kid things about his life

klinklang

Me during the day: “I’m going to bed early tonight :)”

Me at 3 AM:

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krudman

2013: Nintendo disables swapnote to protect the children

2016: Play pokemon in traffic. Break into police stations. There’s an Eevee outside of your house at 3 a.m. Find a dead body.

guinifiku

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GOD IF THIS ISNT ME

izzyhill

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why can’t anything be normal anymore

maurypovichofficial

*The movie Clueless ends*

*credits roll*

Me: ……okay but that was literally her brother…..

internetgals

The funniest shit I’ve read today is this tweet where someone said lightening is just God taking screenshots for judgment day

wet-monsoon

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

wet-monsoon

no….. No

NO

claratyler

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

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