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20 year reunion coming up.

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google dot com how to lose 20 pounds, regrow hair, get better career, become interesting, rosacea cure, fix The Darkness Within in six weeks

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20 year reunion coming up.

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also sanderson's books suck shit.

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I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

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The Matrix 3: Okay Now These Bitches Are Really Starting To Piss Me Off

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Soil containing Rare Earth Elements is transported at a Port, Lianyungang, Jiangsu Province, China image credit: China Stringer Network / Reuters

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spent too long swaying in the hammock and now i'm slightly nauseous. stupid.

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my facebook algorithm is just people posting MyChart arguments with their doctors and completely exposing their PHI

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if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

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three months into the new job. i do basically nothing, i make a hell of a lot more money. my boss is gone literally half the time, nobody bugs me, i don't have to supervise anyone. what the heck

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i do occasionally feel like marge

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three months into the new job. i do basically nothing, i make a hell of a lot more money. my boss is gone literally half the time, nobody bugs me, i don't have to supervise anyone. what the heck

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i was driving home and i said "hey google, play kublai khan" and the fucking thing responded "i can't do that, but i can give you driving directions to sherman, texas, where the band was formed"

first of all, yes you can, you do it all the time. second of all, why would anyone on earth want that

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