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[paxamericana]

my facebook algorithm is just people posting MyChart arguments with their doctors and completely exposing their PHI

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[paxamericana]

three months into the new job. i do basically nothing, i make a hell of a lot more money. my boss is gone literally half the time, nobody bugs me, i don't have to supervise anyone. what the heck

[paxamericana]

i do occasionally feel like marge

[paxamericana]

three months into the new job. i do basically nothing, i make a hell of a lot more money. my boss is gone literally half the time, nobody bugs me, i don't have to supervise anyone. what the heck

[paxamericana]

[paxamericana]

i was driving home and i said "hey google, play kublai khan" and the fucking thing responded "i can't do that, but i can give you driving directions to sherman, texas, where the band was formed"

first of all, yes you can, you do it all the time. second of all, why would anyone on earth want that

[contextfreepatentart]

[paxamericana]

when you're hungry for dinner, nothing hits the spot like a taste of food

[unplaces]

Fox St, Post, Texas.

[paxamericana]

[paxamericana]

soccer games should be 15 minutes long. and they should have somebody doing asmr shit in the corner of the screen.

[zoneplex]

National Science Museum (1999)

[paxamericana]

people have started saying "wifi" when they mean "any internet access whatsoever." disturbing.

[powerburial]

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Defensive Measures (2026)

[paxamericana]

my only real criticism of silent hill 2 is that the whole game builds up to the BIG TWIST that happens about 95% of the way through and re-contextualizes the whole story. but then afterwards it still has to Be A Videogame where you shoot guns and fight monsters. the final hour should've just been this music, everything "gamey" fades away and james wanders out of the city in a daze.

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!