[aglionby]

[virtualpenis]

[jonghyunkazoo]

Granny: No printer, just fax!

[texanadmirer]

[caram3lk1ng]

The laborers of the world need their own UN💯

[dailydwight]

[unlimited-memes]

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

[filmchrist]

[the-ocean-in-one-drop-deactivat]

Blood Diamond

[expressions-of-nature]

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

[johnnyfourballs]

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

[coldtake]

[coldtake]

[saddest-cat-hours]

I’m wartortle

[saddest-cat-hours]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Y'all ever just…

Crank that Soulja boy, then superman that hooo

[nerdjpg]

[twitterlols]