Also Tu

just a sideblog dedicated to this au, so i don't clog my main with it.

[childhoodfriendsau]

i am counting these two within this universe.

as the second one is just "better watch the piglin brute i found go off with a goat to live in a clearing."

[childhoodfriendsau]

techno: hey, phil, do you ever just accidentally kill someone cause they hurt your friend?

phil: WHAT?! how do you accidentally kill someone?

techno: it's very simple, actually.

phil: wait- what friend are you on about?

techno: GOTTA BLAST-