↻ BIG EATER ★

It’s not. You just don’t really need to know.

But I’m 33, if that will satisfy you.

#slowly but surely #iim still on hiatus i just have some time here and there before black fridya

That was such an easy answer. I guess I'm satisfied, but I dunno why you couldn't just say that.

try my swagstick on for size

is that an offer

#shinogekai

[Sits concealed in the corner of the restaurant as he casually twitches his fingers and makes the food in Bonney's hand disappear just as she's about to eat it]

[GRADUALLY GETTING ANGRIER AS THE FOOD VANISHES but despite that she still continues to try. she is a trooper.]

#lol i dont feel like detailing this as much as i probably should #shinogekai #im still on hiatus bye

…This is completely irrelevant, I don’t see why my age matters.

Why don't you just answer the question? I don't think it's hard.

Then why do you consistently bring it up? This has to be the second or third time.

You’re the one that brought up the friendzone.

Yeah, and you are the one who turned it into some weird sexual thing.

You seemed pretty offended by the word skinny. [A pause, and she folds her arms as well.] But whatever. Like I said, I’m not interested.

Well that’s convenient; neither am I.

Then why do you consistently bring it up? This has to be the second or third time.

[Folds arms and frowns] I don’t particularly care how I look. I just.. forget to eat sometimes. ..Either way, it’s hardly an issue. I’m not the sort of person that relies on brute force.

You seemed pretty offended by the word skinny. [A pause, and she folds her arms as well.] But whatever. Like I said, I'm not interested.

.. I.. suppose I may have been skipping a few meals lately..

I mean, if you like looking like a beanpole, whatever, I guess.

Why do you keep going back to that? I don’t want to fuck your skinny ass.

.. skinny ..

Yeah. Skinny. Really skinny.

I believe you’d do well there. After all, I have no intention to fornicate with farm animals.

Why do you keep going back to that? I don't want to fuck your skinny ass.

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I’m asking you what it is.

It’s a.. erogenous zone.

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You are an idiot.

#SWAG

is this the friendzone

#shinogekai

I think I’d both love it and hate it if they disobeyed me. After all, the order would be for their own sake and I may not look it, but I’m one hell of a worrier. It comes from having a dumbass for a little brother! *The rain started to pick up, turning into a sprinkle, then becoming a shower, and then an outright downpour.*

Aaahhh… It’s times like this where I wonder if I should have worn a shirt. *He squinted at Bonney through the raindrops clinging to his eyelashes* Are you bothered by the rain? *He sat up looking at the wet sand clinging to him and his soaked shorts, and wondered if he’d get sick if he stayed there any longer.*

#burningwithlife #(( hell yea. me too after what feels like years ))

Ah--yeah, I get that! I'd definitely appreciate their loyalty and stuff, but I'd rather see myself go than them. [That, of course, and the fact that she didn't think she'd be able to forgive herself if she inadvertently led a bunch of children to their imminent deaths. They might not physically have been kids anymore, and they may have acted like toughened pirates, but she knew them better than that.]

[As the rain picked up and eventually poured, Bonney turned her head down to keep the water out of her eyes. Had she been alone, she'd have been up and running as soon as she'd felt that first drop. She disliked rain majorly, but she felt the need to push that to the side so as to save face.] Well, I can't say I like it. But I'm not gonna be too happy trying to get this sand off of me later.

[he shifts slightly] I don’t have to prove how old I am.

I look young enough.

Eh ... you don't look that young. Thirty five, maybe? You don't look any younger than thirty at the oldest.

#diezdino

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I will not strike a lady, even if it kills me. If the marimo ever finds his way here, I will gladly beat him up for you.

#allbluecook #WOW i am still alive. hello

Oh, yeah? [She pauses for a second, quiet, as she thinks the offer over a little bit.] Maybe. Though I'd like to help out, if you do. Can't let the boys have all the fun, y'know. [Part of her doubted that the dumbass mosshead would ever manage to find his way anywhere, but she kept that to herself.]

You’re exaggerating. I’m not that much older than you.