Chip the Eridian!!

I’ve been… okay. Also, there’s a statue of me? Why? And as for the last question… I have four husbands and they’re worried that… I’ll add you to the list.

You saved the whole entire earth? There are statues of you in every country. The middle school where you used to teach is now named after you. Also not surprised you have four spouses.

@ryland-grace-official-account

That’s- wow! I didn’t expect… that I’d get that much recognition… that’s crazy to me. Also, what is that supposed to mean?

You saved earth? Why would you not be recognized? Have you ever looked in the mirror? Also you have a great personality, you’re really smart, and you’re really nice. I’m surprised you were single for as long as you were.

@ryland-grace-official-account

*Blushes a little.* That’s… very kind of you to say. *Pause* So… how about you? Are you with anyone?

Nope. Single. Why? Interested? ;)

@ryland-grace-official-account

*Chuckles nervously.* Well… I dunno… maybe…

Boop *he boops Grace on the nose*

*Goes red a beet* wha- I- uh…

I’m interested if you’re interested. Also you’re cute when you blush.

I… yeah! Yeah… that’s… I’d love that!

#chip the eridian #eridian oc #project hail mary rp #send asks

Pay up, lover boy.

#dont bet wit chip ig

did you end up getting your five dollars chip?

chip totally got five dollar. will be well spent.

*Slides you five bucks* I lost our bet…

Knew it. Thank.

Wow you got a lot of kids

What? No! I have a very normal amount!

Never said it wasn’t. Also, Remember me from college?

@ryland-grace-official-account

Oh! Hi tony… how have you been?

Papa grace please do not get new papa. Chip have enough papa as is!! Not need more! Tony can be uncle or something. Not another papa.

We’re friends from college, Chip… don’t worry.

Always start like friends!! Then become kissing then become other papa!!

What? No… it’ll be fine!

Hmph… will see. Grace owe chip five dollar if Tony end up other papa.

Wow you got a lot of kids

What? No! I have a very normal amount!

Never said it wasn’t. Also, Remember me from college?

@ryland-grace-official-account

Oh! Hi tony… how have you been?

Papa grace please do not get new papa. Chip have enough papa as is!! Not need more! Tony can be uncle or something. Not another papa.

We’re friends from college, Chip… don’t worry.

Always start like friends!! Then become kissing then become other papa!!

#chip pack it in

Wow you got a lot of kids

What? No! I have a very normal amount!

Never said it wasn’t. Also, Remember me from college?

@ryland-grace-official-account

Oh! Hi tony… how have you been?

#chip not ur business bro

Papa grace please do not get new papa. Chip have enough papa as is!! Not need more! Tony can be uncle or something. Not another papa.

So... How do you know me, exactly? I uh- I don't- I mean, I may- Ah fuckin' diddleshit.

... Maybe I don't wanna know...

I'm. I'm sorry Stanford. For whatever happened that made me leave ya... I truly don't have any of them memories. Last I have is when we parted ways at college. But if whatever happened was bad enough-

Let's start fresh, ya? Pretend alla that bad stuff never happened.

- @young-fiddleford-mcgucket

I’d love that.

Well, as you know, we met in college- roomed together, and split up after that. A few years down the line I called you to help me with building an inter-dimensional portal. You came up here to Gravity Falls to help me. Then, we had a falling out and you disappeared. Then, you came back and I thought everything was fine until you disappeared yet again.

And now you’re here.

RK IXFN

HEEEEEY, FORD! ON A NOTE THAT ISN’T RELATED TO ANYTHING AT ALL THAT JUST HAPPENED, WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO STOP HATING ME? BECAUSE WE COULD GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW!

Nothing.

REALLY? NOTHING? WHAT IF I… UH… HELPED YOU DISMANTLE THE PORTAL? HUH? HUH? LET’S JUST KEEP WALKING IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION FROM THE CRAZED HILLBILLY

He’s not a crazed hillbilly!

YEAH YEAH, WHATEVER. AWAY FROM THE HIGHLY RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN. HERE, I’LL EVEN SHOW YOU ALL THOSE IMAGES I SCRATCHED AROUND THE HOUSE SO YOU CAN DESTROY THEM! SOUNDS GOOD? SOUNDS GREAT? GREAT! LET’S GO!

Why are you trying to get me away from him?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO REASON! HE’S GONNA TRY TO SELL YOU SOAP. EW, PORK SOAP! BELIEVE ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO LET HIM TRY OUT A SAMPLE ON YOU

Give me an honest answer.

OKAY, NO SOAP. BUT HE IS GONNA TRY TO SCRAMBLE YOUR BRAINS. LOOK AT THE GUY! HE’S NOT THE SAME! HE BARELY REMEMBERS YOU! THAT’S NOT YOUR AVERAGE SENILITY!

Better than someone who lies to me.

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE HASN’T BEEN LYING TO YOU? YOU’VE LIED TO HIM!

OH, KLUVFK. DID HE GET TO YOU ALREADY?? LEMME SEE THOSE PUPILS

What? No! Stay away from me!

HE’S GONNA TRY TO ERASE YOUR MEMORIES, PINES!

I won’t let him.

THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS, THEN, BLAMO! AMBUSHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! HE'S GONNA LURE YOU IN WITH LITTLE THINGS LIKE FORGETTING YOU SAID "YOU TOO" WHEN THE WAITER SAID TO ENJOY YOUR FOOD, AND THEN WORK YOU UP TO FORGETTING EVERYTHING! I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN!

Then I hope he erases you!

YEAH, SEE, THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO AVOID HERE

I’M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR BEST INTEREST! DO YOU WANT TO BECOME SOME GRUMPY SAILOR-LINGO SPOUTING OLD FISHERMAN THAT’S GOT THE LONG-TERM MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH? SURE, YOU’D BE HOT, BUT THAT’S ALL YOUR PHDS AS GOOD AS SHREDDED AND RECYCLED INTO AN EGG CARTON!

papa bill right!! hillbilly bad bad bad. make papa pine say bad word because of gun. chip not know what phd is, but sound important!!

apple-the-pebble

@pebble-lavender @chip-the-eridian @ittybittypebble-official @quiet-quiet-quiet-pebble apple meet other pebble! pebble plural want be friend question? apple promise apple very nice

#apple the pebble #chip the eridian #eridian ocs #phm rp blog

yes!! Yes yes yes!! Chip will play lots of game plural with new pebble friend apple!!

chip sleepy.. can papa grace watch chip sleep question?

(@ryland-grace-official-account)

Of course, Chip. Sleep tight.

#sleeby chip #chip the eridian #eridian oc #project hail mary rp #send asks

*They scuttle onto graces lap and immediately fall asleep.*

#night night chip

chip sleepy.. can papa grace watch chip sleep question?

(@ryland-grace-official-account)

@chip-the-eridian

....uh since I'm the adult I suppose I have to be the bigger person, so Chip I don't really know what Eridans eat so as a formal apology for kicking sand in your vents I brought you a plant, it should be easy for a kid to take care of

Ooc-I would have went to your asks but you don't have any so oh well :3 have plant!!

wooaaah… plant for chip question? Chip not know much about plant, but is pretty pretty pretty!! Chip forgive Simon for almost suffocate!! Chip will take good care of plant and grow lots lots lots for second bestest papa!! First place still @bill-cipher-offical though. But second good too!!

(ooc - I didn’t even realise I don’t have asks on lmaoo ill open em

GREAT JOB PICKING FAVORITES, KID! HAVE A STICKER!

#favouritism from bill #lucky asshole

YAAAY!! Chip keep sticker on plant pot so pot look even better!! Thank thank thank!!!

@chip-the-eridian

....uh since I'm the adult I suppose I have to be the bigger person, so Chip I don't really know what Eridans eat so as a formal apology for kicking sand in your vents I brought you a plant, it should be easy for a kid to take care of

Ooc-I would have went to your asks but you don't have any so oh well :3 have plant!!

wooaaah… plant for chip question? Chip not know much about plant, but is pretty pretty pretty!! Chip forgive Simon for almost suffocate!! Chip will take good care of plant and grow lots lots lots for second bestest papa!! First place still @bill-cipher-offical though. But second good too!!

(ooc - I didn’t even realise I don’t have asks on lmaoo ill open em

Just water it every few days and it'll be fine

And well at least it's not last, though I can imagine it's hard to beat a flying triangle in anything

Chip name plant Simon junior!! Chip will now go put plant in special pot!! Thank thank thank!!

@chip-the-eridian

....uh since I'm the adult I suppose I have to be the bigger person, so Chip I don't really know what Eridans eat so as a formal apology for kicking sand in your vents I brought you a plant, it should be easy for a kid to take care of

Ooc-I would have went to your asks but you don't have any so oh well :3 have plant!!

simon-stuck-in-a-bloodocean

wooaaah… plant for chip question? Chip not know much about plant, but is pretty pretty pretty!! Chip forgive Simon for almost suffocate!! Chip will take good care of plant and grow lots lots lots for second bestest papa!! First place still @bill-cipher-offical though. But second good too!!

(ooc - I didn’t even realise I don’t have asks on lmaoo ill open em

(tree-ifys you)