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#2.8.23 #save #fave #vid #< shit for pinned

oh god I don’t have it on easy access tags I know of but why I do I feel like somewhere on my blogs an old slur clip compilation. like multiple people

#. fuck me #(sighs and opens blog archive)

happy jacksfilms appreciation month x

#source given in case randos stumble on it so they can watch With Context #bc I refuse to give it

chiphater

if i were to post a very rough draft snippet of a gravity falls fic would everyone kill me with hammers about it.

chiphater

"bill..... bill was scamming me?"*

*placeholder intro to set necessary context to convo: fords freaking out abt being scammed by bill. ideally this is set post-weirdmageddon actually, despite ford Absolutely having realized this by then, bc it includes the bros actually TRYING to reconciliate rather than be hostile to one another and i wanna have open bill discussions in peace + be able to reference the full show events. plus allows for hashtag memory gun moment(s) i can self indulge with

*add more ford bullshit hes smart hes meant to be smart but he he fell for it anger angst he never saw it does that make him a stupid gullible fool (the ones he looks down stan preying on in the shack (his house)) etc*

"hey, knucklehead. it's not your fault, fallin' for it don't make you stupid. calm down." he reached an arm out to stabilize ford's shoulder.

(more bullshit this needs better transition & ford reaction n shit)

stan sighed. "shit, if anything try'n take it as a compliment. take it from an expert, being smart or stupid doesn't have anything to do about fallin' for a scam," "it most certainly does---" ford interjected. "-- it just means you're a good person, ford." stan continued. ford paused, stunned silent with his eyes locked onto stan's form. "good enough to make you have trust in others being good. good enough to make you gullible." he swallowed heavily, "you're so good that you ain't able to think like a scumbag like him thinks," the silent "like i think" that stan ensured did not leave his lips nonetheless hangs heavy in the air. "of course you wouldn't consider doin' half the shit bill did, whatever it was." ford, up to this point nonemotive, frowns slightly. stan continued on uninterrupted "y've got stronger morals and ethics, or whatever," he mumbled as a light flush spread across his cheeks while he ducked his head to face away from his brother. ford only stared, eyes somehow both laser focused on stan while also hazy and unsettlingly disconnected. "ford?" "i'm not. i'm not a good person, stan."

uh running out of fuel. ford admits to doing ~30 years of interdimensional Crime (stan (thinking): oh sweet i know all abt rehabilitating criminals into normal life i did that once to myself). ford gets more emotional and uses more words to try and pad & gain emotional distance between himself and his attempts at vulnerability as he brings up the Stan Brother Issues (pre-portaling) as examples as well and then they. idk. have to deal with that this was just a snippet that lazered into my brain and i have not creative written in YEARRRSSSSSSSSS

uh. if it can be immediate enough to still have the reader bring to mind the first bit or if you can call back to it resolve "take it from an expert, being smart or stupid doesn't have anything to do about fallin' for a scam." bc ford absolutely did Not get that at all or accept/internalize it. he was just was stunlocked by "you're a good person" enough to forget the rest. but we havent actually addressed him not being Stupid (<of critical concern for ford; if he's not his intellect, what is he?). stan replies that its more like a modifier when you're plotting thru a scam. its not that you cant trick the smartest people, its that it'll take a much different approach. modify your message to appeal most to your audience and all that.

and then. uh. then rocks fall and everyone dies. i dont know. ok bye.

#''ford up to this point nonemotive frowns slightly.'' is intentionally left for interpretation #but to me its a mix of bill trauma and memory gun guilt simply from stan being open abt him not really Knowing something #especially something ford sees as so important and essential to have been his muse to his enemy to the destroyer of the world etc #its slightly irrational. stan genuinely DOESNT know a ton about bill. he only had journal 1 (pre-bill) most of the time #and actively tries to avoid the supernatural where he can #but. my headcanon hashtag my headcanon fords neurodivergence reads kinda (NOT AN EXPERT) npd to me #and in this case hes kind of incorrectly assuming that stan (who is so important to him) has the same/similar amt of knowledge as him #almost as an extension of himself/his conscious but like. in an affection way where he just Expects the synchronicity the twins had #see also that xkcd comic. experts frequently mistake whats common knowledge or whatever. he does that to stan bc Bro Its Fucking Stan Cmon #so yeah. hes assuming in this case that stan had more knowledge of everything bill did (to ford) than he Actually Did that were erased #which. well parts of it probably are foggy for him but in THIS CASE its genuinely just he dont know much shit bout fuck even pre-memory gun #but. The Guilt. you understand.#im. im being brave and releasing this from drafts but i am re-emphasizing *ROUGH* draft #if the written out parts are still ass then i plead the 5th #6.1.26

slightly high in a Mexican restaurant watching wwe on epsm this man’s suit jacket is color shifting like a prismarine block

#5.31.26

if i were to post a very rough draft snippet of a gravity falls fic would everyone kill me with hammers about it.

#i had like. a monologue pop into my head that i wanted to capture down and then i kept thinking around it #i have not written in a Long Time i have no idea if it is. good or bad. i do not trust my own judgement fjdkslfj #so im. nervous. What If I Post Cringe.#combined w the rough ass state where most of it is me rambling what the plot WOULD BE at you. the lack of polish is where my concern *is*..#but also. poses cutely.#5.30.26

chiphater

for all the dsmp community was hell i do think i would take it back any day over whatever the hell yall POW enjoyers on my dash go thru. like i recognize im getting NOWHERE near the full image bc the only things i see are from ppl i originally followed for other mcyt content, but they seem lowkey fucking Miserable like 70%+ of the time 😭

chiphater

dsmp mightve put unironic prison abolition discourse on my dash but at least it never had one of the ccs come under community fire and have to apologize for uh (checks blog) coming out of the closet

#like. *thats* the fucking avid deal right?#a discussion of misogyny and gender minority discrimination in mcyt spaces was happening #and avid opened up abt being Not Cis and people like. got *MAD* at them??#for ‘making it abt them’ or whatever. bc The ‘’Man’’ is stepping in to dominate the convo #< so just. straight up transphobia #again MAYBE IM NOT ALL CORRECT HERE‚ THIS AINT MY TERRITORY but. fucking hell that’s sure what it LOOKS like !#5.29.26

#dsmps largest sins are ultimately a result of the community scale #more people means more potential for drama and infighting and Terrible takes/opinions #like. yeah it’s gonna suck even if it’s 0.1% of the audience bc AT *THAT SCALE* that’s still a lot of fuckers #……………………. so pow doesn’t have that 🤗#i could go on long rambling tags trying to explain Why i think it’s like this but I am Nawt doing that on mobile #so i simply Will Not. tldr younger age demo + fannish origins makes a lot of ppl not know how to act right #+ generally act a lot more entitled and overly comfortable bc of it #but again disclaimer! I don’t go here but I do see like 2-3 ppl Constantly saltposting abt it on my dash #and That’s most of the context I have so. shrug. not my circus‚ monkeys‚ NOR business. where the hell am I #5.29.26

this guy looks like if you had a kid between irl doc and skweezy jibbs

#(nodding) and raised them solely on slim jims #5.26.26

chiphater

at what age are you expected to have had over 100 periods. like hit your triple digits. because gun to my head I couldn’t tell you if I have

chiphater

#does my math track.#100 periods 12 per year means 8.3 years #so add that to the average start to find the Average 100 mark #honestly considering how most of my period life has been working 4 per year uh. I may be even further behind than I thought #not even considering the many years of Straight Absence #5.25.26

at what age are you expected to have had over 100 periods. like hit your triple digits. because gun to my head I couldn’t tell you if I have

#I would say no duh bc I’ve been on bc having regular periods since HS a decade ago #but. most of that time I was doing 4 periods a year. not 12.#and since college + scheduling falling into my own hands I’ve been less stringent in following my bc #(bc I was. never using it *for* bc it was bc otherwise I just Did Not have a period)#< (guy who doesn’t think of themself as meaningful intersex despite pmos diagnosis voice: which could mean nothing)#5.25.26

gnomebutch

there’s no such thing as tmi. let’s overshare together ❤️

pads

tampons

cup

birth control that stops periods

free bleeding

crumpled up toilet paper or whatever else works just shoved up there

gnome

Voting ended onMay 26

#pads. I get hashtag lazy abt changing things out sometimes and pads handle overflow best + no (?) tss fear from tampon left too long #bleed too much w a pad and you can at least use it as a physical barrier to hold it all in til you get to the bathroom #bleed too much w a tampon and it’s just free bleeding thru ur clothes. which has Happened to me and I would like to not experience again ❤️#I’ve never used a cup fwiw #and I USED to be on birth control that gave me 4 periods a year (3 month pill intervals)#but I’ve since stopped to see if my periods can regulate themselves and the answer is. uh? well it’s better than before (never)#I am currently on my uh (checks calendar) 2nd‼️‼️ period of 2026 <3 #it’s almost June <333 #I should be seeing my gyno more often. im also off a med she’d prescribed me #but scheduling would mean needing to leave work more (position REQUIRES coworker cover me) & eat into my HSA #and. im laazy </3 #listen pre-birth control regulation I didn’t even have periods At All this is an improvement #originally we were putting off a reschedule to see if periods returned and in Feb they Did and now it’s. here.#it’s fiiiiiine probably it’s. ignore the pmos and insulin resistance medication prescription it’s FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE #5.25.26

innerchildabortionclinic

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

#adding that you’re just giving a warning for the parent to look out for in future (read as: giving advice) over leaving it alone #reads: rubber ducks and your purchase for your baby are Bad. 👎#just providing facts without explaining Why enough gets read a Lot of times that you’re trying to be an asshole and like. PROVE you’re smart #so sharing the fact (these have possible hidden mold issues w use) alone reads as dismissal #while sharing that same fact w ‘so that may be something to look out for in the future ^_^! just looking out for your kid’ and yadda yadda #more positive noises as needed #thanks for coming that’s my non requested advice hashtag my advice #just based off how I’ve learned human conversation and bids for interaction Go #5.24.26

thinking about my struggles w living alone and subsequent living situation and i unironically think a pet Could fix me. but my current place has. actually i was gonna say a ban but maybe i could be wrong. or maybe i could sweet talk the landlord bc ive been a good tenant so far and I remember him discussing something abt the flooring he was putting in and its pet-resistance but i can’t remember exactly. point being as terrible and terrifying as it is I May need to start looking at apartments in my area

#for what I get (half of modified duplex; 1 bed 1 bath w washer/dryer (which I can take w me it’s a 2-1 so apartment friendly 🤞)#$1000 bucks a month is Unfortunately pretty good. most other rates around(/under) that are studio apartments.#meaning no separate bedroom #and I think unless there’s something in that same space I have to care for #that layout would only make my issues So Much Worse #if I did id love to get like. an elder cat or something from the shelter (dogs’ requirements are less in line w my lifestyle atm)#but also. The Cat Allergy.#the elder part is part sympathy and part kinda dark. realism? the shorter lifespan means I can back out sooner if I was wrong #but yeah he’s a pretty chill landlord for being a landlord #he doesn’t do it as his main income so im not at threat of rent raises #he only rents to locals from the community— we learned of the opportunity bc my mom met him (representing the city) at a work thing #its like. private owned government housing somehow (I think he’s just A councilman? not like. the mayor.)#5.23.26

discussing ai with my sister whos been steadily increasing how much she uses and talks abt it and its just. they dont know how it actually works. she assumes it looks at websites when prompted. she assumes it takes direct passages whole. she assumes it's up to date with every website and forum page and post.

like. she was explicitly mislead about info on a race by chatgpt & signed up for it based on that misinfo. and when she was later venting about that to chatgpt, it 'apologized' for getting it wrong and "said" that the rules had changed on may 7th so thats why it was incorrect.

and when i asked her if she checked if, yknow, the rules were changed on that may 7th, or if the chatbot also made that up she just had this long pause. and then was like 'well i guess i could maybe check the official site with wayback machine....... eh. it probably said X date because thats when other people online started to complain about it so it pulled from that :)"

#like. im not an AI expert ill admit. maybe *im* wrong abt parts of this post on how it works!#but it just drives me crazy how no one ever listens when i say it cant be taken as face value fact. is this how teachers felt abt wikipedia #''I KNOW IT MAY BE RIGHT SOMETIMES BUT YOU CAN NOT TRUST IT AS A RELIABLE SOURCE'' except at least wikipedia has FUCKING CITATIONS!!!#this was prompted by me venting to *her* abt mom using AI to try and troubleshoot issues we were having w the ADP app #................ *while actively on call with a representative FROM FUCKING ADP*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHY DO YOU THINK THE LYING APP KNOWS BETTER THAN THE HUMAN WHO WORKS FOR THIS COMPANY !!!!!!!!!!!#from my own searching best i can find is it either pulled may 7th from an Entirely Different marathon in the same town (registration cutoff #or it pulled 7th from the ACTUAL run's date and made up may because. its may #i cant find anyone complaining or even mentioning a change. she just refuses to think that she was Wrong and it astounds me why #drafted last night and didnt post but fuck it ^#5.20.26

🫵 you will die in 7 days

#THAT COULD BE YOU JUST AS EASILY THATS THE FUCKING POINT OF CULTS RAHHHHHHHH #even so. boo fucking hoo?????????? they realized they were wrong! you’re just saying ‘well deals a deal sorry live with it’ to em?#NO! HELP them anyway fucker!#sorry (< but im not I just needed a transition). I’m posting this here bc I would otherwise comment it there #and I don’t need my main account reported #5.17.26

the last of my bleached hair is juuuuust at the tips now and I can feel that lightener calling to me like the green goblin mask rn

#I was letting it grow out bc im too prissy abt my hair to want to diy it and my stylist is Not Inexpensive #a full do like bleach and color Everything is typically $250-300 range and WHOOF. that’s a paycheck nearly yknow #but looking in the mirror rn. maybe it’s just the biproduct of always having colored hair in the self-identity formative years of college #but I don’t….. FEEL like myself with super dark brown hair anymore. I miss even the bleach blonde when the colors faded #and I don’t mind grown out roots or mixing the two. I actually PREFER when the roots are brown! feels more grounded #but again it’s just. That’s Not Me anymore #if I do schedule I *think* im still holding myself to green? maybe a little less neon-y #more bright emerald-y. maybe neon-y highlights #dunno how that’ll fade out but I just got a box of my old pink haircare stuff and that should neutralize green so. it’s fiiine #5.10.26

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