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#2.8.23 #save #fave #vid #< shit for pinned

if I was ever mondo multimillionaire rich i would make a gimmick twitch account named chair_enjoyer or whatever and i would sub to everyone i could find that had a chair emote. i want a collection

posting on a private blog funny as hell it’s just saying the most soul baring shit intended for only you to see and Also tumblr staff can if they wanna. Also yuor service provider ☝️it’s just me and office workers out there against the world

bludraws094

1/2

would you consider lab grown meat to be vegan

yes

Voting ended onJul 25

curious

bludraws094

2/2

would you consider lab grown meat to be vegetarian

yes

Voting ended onJul 25

bludraws094

baffling to me. this is the opposite of what i expected

bludraws094

an expert weighs in (my mom) (vegan)

also id like to note im vegetarian and voted no and yes respectively bcus id count lab grown meat as an animal byproduct

unyieldingsilence

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#vegan invokes the involvement with animals: beyond the initial cell harvest being lab grown means they’re not touched or harmed #so animal not harmed/involved in synthesis process = Ethical No Animal Sourced Meat = vegan #while vegetarians are so strictly defined by ‘doesn’t eat meat’ that even eating a synthetic no-animals-involved-now meat reads as wrong #even if ethically it could fit the vegetarian label (depending on how the consumer views cells originally gathered from an animal)#tldr; to the layman vegetarian is ‘doesn’t eat meat’ and vegan is ‘doesn’t involve an animal’#and they don’t consider/care about the cell harvest original sin or whatever #longer tldr; ppl don’t know the actual definition of vegan 💔#< to be as clear as possible myself included #im stupit 👍

whoever first exposed me to replying “oh good, cause we were all wondering” as a snarky sarcastic response to unprompted comments online released a demon on me. the temptation to use it Haunts me constantly

it’s 1000x more brutal than “who asked?” ever could be. ohhhhhhh cool yeah thanks bud we were allllllll wanting to know whatever inane bullshit you were thinking. thanks for sharing. we were all on the edge of our seats just waiting to see what you were thinking about it. have you considered writing an autobiography

#it’s not ‘who asked you to speak’ it’s ’who do you think YOU are to think we give a fuck’#its ‘ok why the fuck should I care. why did you share this.’

enderspawn

me wateh

#me wator

segamascott

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

originalitysquared

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

segamascott

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

originalitysquared

No, you feel the need to publicly denounce Taylor Swift because you hate women.

Taylor Swift doesn't run a concentration camp, even your retort attempting to be cute shows your ignorance and generalization of the topic.

segamascott

i've never attempted to be cute in my life it comes very naturally to me ☺️ like compartmentalization for you

mxtomituck

“You clearly hate women”, concludes the blogger after seeing yet another valid criticism of a music artist so powerful she can single-handedly grind an entire major city to a halt for her wedding, or can increase CO2 emissions in a statistically significant way when she doesn’t want to deal with Los Angeles traffic.

With a satisfied smile, the blogger lets their brain return to a warm and gentle B-mode where criticism of any other celebrity does not exist, because the blogger’s favorite singer is the One True Celebrity. The blogger need not read the vast amounts of criticisms of the latest Michael Jackson biopic. The blogger need not pay attention to any post not tagged with the name of their One True Celebrity.

One day, the blogger knows, they will receive their Eternal Reward for being a True Fan of the One True Celebrity and defending her from all the blind, sexist sheep who only pretend to care about the climate and immigrants and the normalization of fascism and racist dog whistles and stopping the onslaught of end-stage capitalism so that they can dunk on a beautiful, white, innocent, frail little flower of a woman who needs the protection of someone Chosen - like the blogger.

With a self-satisfied smirk, the blogger returns to their Matrix-style sleep pod filled with pony beads instead of slime and hooks themselves in, returning to a slumber that will power Taylor’s personal vibrator until the next Google Alert wakes the blogger for another round of defense. As the blogger drifts into slumber, their eyes fluttering, Taylor’s voice can be heard, praising the Chosen blogger’s efforts, her beautiful, melodic voice line only interrupted by the customized name portion which sounds like the CVS phone voice:

“Thank you, [Pleasure Wand Power Unit 758]! You sure did a good job [defending my friendship with people who run concentration camps]. Don’t forget to buy the seven new re-releases of my last twelve albums in special edition cases! My honeymoon isn’t going to pay for itself!”

Smiling, the blogger returns to the nether once more, dreaming only of the twelve new versions of old songs they’d soon be able to buy, screwing over younger, up-and-coming women in the music industry (who are sexist for trying to be women in the industry that belongs to Taylor).

#how come these folks can never name a white male celeb when they make their ‘problematic’ lists #once you recognize the pattern it’s impossible to not notice it. it’s ALWAYS fucking black men #why do you feel the need to explicitly condemn them but don’t extend that same behavior to white ppl in the same industry #🤔?#7.7.26

chiphater

ygs 100 displays the word ‘faggot’ on screen uncensored within the first 4 minutes. ✋ peak cinema 🤚

chiphater

mr jackfilm what’s the 2026 take here how we feelin

#7.3.26

ygs 100 displays the word ‘faggot’ on screen uncensored within the first 4 minutes. ✋ peak cinema 🤚

#7.3.26

the amount of people distancing themselves from avid is very concerning to me, but at the same time most of the statements i saw were really like… vague? like. there was no proof or even much for specific instances, just that this person is Really Really bad. I haven’t seen avids statement (or the other creator; I’m not familiar w them to begin w which is why I’ve excluded them so far) but the fact that i also know avid recently came out as transfem makes me cautious to take unsubstantiated claims at face value. would love more first person accounts/stories at least if not outright screenshots.

#like. it’s just these two are awful mean hateful manipulators and i used to love them like a brother #and yes the previous closeness you had makes taking this distance more concerning to me but *what did they actually do*#is this the outing of a hidden snake or a majority throwing someone to the wolves yknow? you just gotta take that extra moment to think abt #6.7.26 #(< hi back in july after more proof. it was hidden snake </3)

oh god I don’t have it on easy access tags I know of but why I do I feel like somewhere on my blogs an old slur clip compilation. like multiple people

#. fuck me #(sighs and opens blog archive)#6.1.26

happy jacksfilms appreciation month x

#source given in case randos stumble on it so they can watch With Context #bc I refuse to give it #6.1.26

chiphater

if i were to post a very rough draft snippet of a gravity falls fic would everyone kill me with hammers about it.

chiphater

"bill..... bill was scamming me?"*

*placeholder intro to set necessary context to convo: fords freaking out abt being scammed by bill. ideally this is set post-weirdmageddon actually, despite ford Absolutely having realized this by then, bc it includes the bros actually TRYING to reconciliate rather than be hostile to one another and i wanna have open bill discussions in peace + be able to reference the full show events. plus allows for hashtag memory gun moment(s) i can self indulge with

*add more ford bullshit hes smart hes meant to be smart but he he fell for it anger angst he never saw it does that make him a stupid gullible fool (the ones he looks down stan preying on in the shack (his house)) etc*

"hey, knucklehead. it's not your fault, fallin' for it don't make you stupid. calm down." he reached an arm out to stabilize ford's shoulder.

(more bullshit this needs better transition & ford reaction n shit)

stan sighed. "shit, if anything try'n take it as a compliment. take it from an expert, being smart or stupid doesn't have anything to do about fallin' for a scam," "it most certainly does---" ford interjected. "-- it just means you're a good person, ford." stan continued. ford paused, stunned silent with his eyes locked onto stan's form. "good enough to make you have trust in others being good. good enough to make you gullible." he swallowed heavily, "you're so good that you ain't able to think like a scumbag like him thinks," the silent "like i think" that stan ensured did not leave his lips nonetheless hangs heavy in the air. "of course you wouldn't consider doin' half the shit bill did, whatever it was." ford, up to this point nonemotive, frowns slightly. stan continued on uninterrupted "y've got stronger morals and ethics, or whatever," he mumbled as a light flush spread across his cheeks while he ducked his head to face away from his brother. ford only stared, eyes somehow both laser focused on stan while also hazy and unsettlingly disconnected. "ford?" "i'm not. i'm not a good person, stan."

uh running out of fuel. ford admits to doing ~30 years of interdimensional Crime (stan (thinking): oh sweet i know all abt rehabilitating criminals into normal life i did that once to myself). ford gets more emotional and uses more words to try and pad & gain emotional distance between himself and his attempts at vulnerability as he brings up the Stan Brother Issues (pre-portaling) as examples as well and then they. idk. have to deal with that this was just a snippet that lazered into my brain and i have not creative written in YEARRRSSSSSSSSS

uh. if it can be immediate enough to still have the reader bring to mind the first bit or if you can call back to it resolve "take it from an expert, being smart or stupid doesn't have anything to do about fallin' for a scam." bc ford absolutely did Not get that at all or accept/internalize it. he was just was stunlocked by "you're a good person" enough to forget the rest. but we havent actually addressed him not being Stupid (<of critical concern for ford; if he's not his intellect, what is he?). stan replies that its more like a modifier when you're plotting thru a scam. its not that you cant trick the smartest people, its that it'll take a much different approach. modify your message to appeal most to your audience and all that.

and then. uh. then rocks fall and everyone dies. i dont know. ok bye.

#''ford up to this point nonemotive frowns slightly.'' is intentionally left for interpretation #but to me its a mix of bill trauma and memory gun guilt simply from stan being open abt him not really Knowing something #especially something ford sees as so important and essential to have been his muse to his enemy to the destroyer of the world etc #its slightly irrational. stan genuinely DOESNT know a ton about bill. he only had journal 1 (pre-bill) most of the time #and actively tries to avoid the supernatural where he can #but. my headcanon hashtag my headcanon fords neurodivergence reads kinda (NOT AN EXPERT) npd to me #and in this case hes kind of incorrectly assuming that stan (who is so important to him) has the same/similar amt of knowledge as him #almost as an extension of himself/his conscious but like. in an affection way where he just Expects the synchronicity the twins had #see also that xkcd comic. experts frequently mistake whats common knowledge or whatever. he does that to stan bc Bro Its Fucking Stan Cmon #so yeah. hes assuming in this case that stan had more knowledge of everything bill did (to ford) than he Actually Did that were erased #which. well parts of it probably are foggy for him but in THIS CASE its genuinely just he dont know much shit bout fuck even pre-memory gun #but. The Guilt. you understand.#im. im being brave and releasing this from drafts but i am re-emphasizing *ROUGH* draft #if the written out parts are still ass then i plead the 5th #6.1.26

slightly high in a Mexican restaurant watching wwe on epsm this man’s suit jacket is color shifting like a prismarine block

#5.31.26

if i were to post a very rough draft snippet of a gravity falls fic would everyone kill me with hammers about it.

#i had like. a monologue pop into my head that i wanted to capture down and then i kept thinking around it #i have not written in a Long Time i have no idea if it is. good or bad. i do not trust my own judgement fjdkslfj #so im. nervous. What If I Post Cringe.#combined w the rough ass state where most of it is me rambling what the plot WOULD BE at you. the lack of polish is where my concern *is*..#but also. poses cutely.#5.30.26

chiphater

for all the dsmp community was hell i do think i would take it back any day over whatever the hell yall POW enjoyers on my dash go thru. like i recognize im getting NOWHERE near the full image bc the only things i see are from ppl i originally followed for other mcyt content, but they seem lowkey fucking Miserable like 70%+ of the time 😭

chiphater

dsmp mightve put unironic prison abolition discourse on my dash but at least it never had one of the ccs come under community fire and have to apologize for uh (checks blog) coming out of the closet

#like. *thats* the fucking avid deal right?#a discussion of misogyny and gender minority discrimination in mcyt spaces was happening #and avid opened up abt being Not Cis and people like. got *MAD* at them??#for ‘making it abt them’ or whatever. bc The ‘’Man’’ is stepping in to dominate the convo #< so just. straight up transphobia #again MAYBE IM NOT ALL CORRECT HERE‚ THIS AINT MY TERRITORY but. fucking hell that’s sure what it LOOKS like !#5.29.26

#dsmps largest sins are ultimately a result of the community scale #more people means more potential for drama and infighting and Terrible takes/opinions #like. yeah it’s gonna suck even if it’s 0.1% of the audience bc AT *THAT SCALE* that’s still a lot of fuckers #……………………. so pow doesn’t have that 🤗#i could go on long rambling tags trying to explain Why i think it’s like this but I am Nawt doing that on mobile #so i simply Will Not. tldr younger age demo + fannish origins makes a lot of ppl not know how to act right #+ generally act a lot more entitled and overly comfortable bc of it #but again disclaimer! I don’t go here but I do see like 2-3 ppl Constantly saltposting abt it on my dash #and That’s most of the context I have so. shrug. not my circus‚ monkeys‚ NOR business. where the hell am I #5.29.26

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