Thylacines, man. Thylacines.

lesbian butch frog, smoking a reed: "when i lost my tail you were barely a tadpole" me: "can you put that out on me"

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[worrywyrms]

⋆🫧.˚⭑.ᐟ

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[mrsterlingeverything]

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

[mrsterlingeverything]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[pupperish]

[gomjabbar]

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[lakemojave]

[goflowolfog]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[datsderbunnyblog]

3rd place in a 1v1 🥀

[datsderbunnyblog]

Which of the following would you prefer to win the by-election in Clacton?

Count Binface

Nigel Farage

Neither

Don't know

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[worrywyrms]

deep sea

[worrywyrms]

aardvark