Thylacines, man. Thylacines.

lesbian butch frog, smoking a reed: "when i lost my tail you were barely a tadpole" me: "can you put that out on me"

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[cheeky-orchid]

Essential worker during covid

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Of course no heuristic is universally true, but I think if you're an american who considers themselves "progressive" this is a rule of thumb you should probably be considering more often: If the conversation you're currently participating in is only able to happen because someone is going out of their way to speak *your* language, that's probably not the person who's most in need of informing themselves about the other's country in this conversation.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It's just such a common pattern, how when you disagree with an american about something like e.g. the idea that it's unfair to hate members of the US military, the american will always walk into the conversation with the unshakable assumption that the only reason why you could possibly disagree with them is because *you* are not informed enough about *their* country, that you obviously are not aware of how bad veterans have it once they return home, or of the conditions of poverty and systemic inequality that might drive someone to see the military as their only chance for upward mobility, or of how aggressively military recruiters campaign, or how much propaganda they make, or how they take advantage of systemic inequality to recruit from disadvantaged populations, or a million other things which they will inherently assume you lack an understanding of and proceed to condescendingly explain to you.

All the while they refuse to entertain even for one second the possibility that it might be *them* who has something to learn about *your* country, that they might not be informed enough about the violence and terror the US military enacted upon your people, that *they* might lack some awareness or understanding of the cruelty and suffering that those poor, propagandized, systemically disenfranchised kids lied to by recruiters gladly participated in enacting which might drive even people who are fully aware of their conditions to still harbor resentment towards them. The possibility that the other person might have a better understanding of the conditions in their country than viceversa and still disagree with them will never even cross their mind.

[ppepohappy]

got so mad at a boss for kicking my ass i took off my shirt. maybe tits out will increase my gaming skill

[ppepohappy]

it did!!!!!!

[sycamorality]

watch video on resident evil cheater. they mention dream's cheating scandal. truly he never escapes it i hope we never forget about it

[sycamorality]

lets make fun of dream cheating in every video about any new cheating scandal with youtubers who aren't even in mcyt

[sycamorality]

ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[ilynpilled]

the main function that ship names have at the end of the day is being unique and searchable like ill take a ship name sounding like abysmal dogshit baby sounds over an epic cutesy “ouh isnt it so cool that u can combine it into something like shootingstar” like ye thats so awesome man now good luck searching up content and discussion for it

[aropride]

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

[punkitt-is-here]

pega slaystation

[tootcrazu]

[beans-after-midnight]

[l3irdl3rain]

me and my friend going out for our weekly drinks so we can repeat the same bullshit about the same people we hate for the millionth time

[lowpawly]

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

[triangleguy]

[penelopepennington]

It's the Royal Academy of Art Young Artist's Summer Show. One of my favourite exhibitions of the year. Like. Not only are the older kids insanely talented, the younger ones' artist statements will just punch you right in the face.

Jeffrey is my cat and he feels like my heart

Click [here] for the full online exhibition

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[dayundying]

[prokopetz]

You're a really annoying soulslike monster. How do you lurk?

I perch like a gargoyle on some high vantage, glowering down at the world

I submerge myself in noisome muck with only my eyes poking above the surface

I wait behind a trap door or breakable wall, then burst out like BLAAARG

I look exactly like a pile of trash, debris, and/or bones until I stand up

I dwell in a deep and narrow hole and bite you when you try to look inside

I snipe you at range from a direction you wouldn't intuitively think to look

I come flying in from outside the camera's draw distance at Mach Fuck

I resemble some harmless environmental feature, forcing you to smash them all

I go invisible under certain conditions; can't go wrong with the classics!

I don't "lurk", as such, I just have a really bullshit spawn trigger

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

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[feldfrog]

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

[pavizi]

baffling micro misogyny ive noticed is that now that i look visibly Like A Woman men have stopped moving. whenever im walking down a sidewalk and a dude is coming the opposite direction he now staunchly refuses to move and expects me to move first to avoid a collision. god damn!!

[evildilf2]

Every few months or so someone makes a post condescendingly explaining to autistic people/the arfid affected that if you don’t eat vegetables you will die. And EVERY time it pisses me off because oh my god girl. We already know 😂🔫

[evildilf2]

[person who is about to offer no actual advice on how to meet nutritional goals with a sensory processing/eating disorder] you autistics need to stop making excuses not to eat your grown up foods. If you go on a boat you couldn’t use sensory issues as an excuse not to wear a life vest, could you? I know you guys aren’t typically receptive to demands and social pressure, but lowkey this isn’t about helping you I just think you’re annoying.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

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[moveslikekeithrichards]

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[moveslikekeithrichards]

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