Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Mike Driver
Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
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occasionally subtle

Kaledo Art
we're not kids anymore.
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Andulka
Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON

Discoholic 🪩
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Product Placement
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@chippedspyglasscat
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
brain grace,,, grain
Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??
i gotta sleep but this is the last one from me (powdered milk anon) for the night. lets see.
after horror games, when smii7y was still building up his horror tolerance, he'd always run to kryoz's texts/dms for comfort. usually, they'd call. sometimes, kryoz would be asleep by then, smii7y would infodump about the game at him and then functionally liveblog his experience getting ready for bed/etc to ground himself.
kryoz quickly learned that if he keeps complaining about struggling to eat during mental health episodes or low points, smii7y WILL just buy him food unprompted. he has kryoz's address saved on doordash and a notepad of kryoz's favorite meals & usual orders.
for all they bicker back and forth, smii7y's quiet moments of sentimentality, a quiet, half-cut-out "miss you" into his mic, him making a happy little sound when he wakes up on call and kryoz says good morning to him while he rubs his eyes, the way he leans into kryoz's space freely and always looks to him first... sometimes, it makes it hard for kryoz to be mean to him when he is so, so sweet.
when he wants to be. brat!smii7y and tamer!kryoz but its half out of necessity so smii7y stops making god awful puns and referencing shitty bits he's done recently in the bedroom. kryoz has very seriously considered purchasing a ball gag. he has threatened smii7y with this - who finds it deeply embarrassing for how effective of a threat it is to get him to shut up
smii7y offhandedly making a joke about buying kryoz a collar versus kryoz's head snapping over so fast his neck cracks and they stare at each other silently for a few seconds before smii7y opens his phone browser and starts looking at materials and upkeep for them without another word
smii7y with lipstick marks all over his face from kryoz putting on a brightly colored lipstick and peppering him in kisses thank you for your time
if they send each other letters: kryoz puts on lipstick just to kiss the end of the page. smii7y teases him for it but is a complete sucker for it and will giggle wildly to himself about it every time he sees it
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"puppy" might be kryoz's favorite petname, but kryoz once called smii7y "cherry" and smii7y was so flustered he struggled to string together proper sentences for a full ten minutes afterwards. cherry icees were his favorite, we know this from the cc himself when he created "good" as a flavor, so the thought of kryoz calling him "cherry"……
BUILD A BEAR DATE SO THEY EACH HAVE A PLUSHIE THE OTHER MADE FOR THEM WHEN THEY'RE APART THANK YOU.
^ smii7y makes kryoz a dog and names it sunflower. kryoz gets smii7y a bear and names it some sort of joke about the bear fists bit. that or jare-bear. both of them absolutely adore these things.
smii7y starts getting really sentimental over art studios the more kryoz makes art and shows him because when he sees these drying racks for all these paintings, those splattered stains of color on backdrops, old oil pastels, smells the chemical of a recently closed paint can... all he can think of is kryoz.
kryoz modifying smii7y's clothes for him when they upcycle stuff together if smii7y likes something but was a little uncertain about it. they're some of smii7y's favorite clothes to wear
kryoz is obsessed with how curly smii7y's hair can get and is very enthusiastic about learning about how smii7y takes care of his hair
okay its past midnight here and i have an event to catch tomorrow enjoy these for me. goodnight, penny! thank you for running this blog, i've found im becoming more and more creative, and that i'm finding i'm less and less tense about it, and that i feel less shame for it too.
also returning to my roots is so fucking enriching krii7y please make out thanks bye
I. LOVE. ALL. OF. THESEEE.
I’m so glad you found being more creative and less shameful abt RPF through my blog 🥹 IT REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
kryoz + smii7y doodles
im so back
ready! aim! fire!!
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
World Heritage Post
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
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dragon vase fanart
Boeing 737-800
I hear that
I have a new standard for the level of haterdom to aspire to, and it's Reddit User KismaiAesthetics, who hates doing laundry so much that he got really good at it, so that he can (I quote) do it right the first time, every time, and get back to watching cat videos on the Internet.
and by "really good at it," I mean that he does a bunch of reading on the chemistry of laundry, subscribes to academic journals about laundry, and buys a bunch of different laundry products (including from outside the US) to scrutinize their ingredients and test them for himself. he writes a bunch of incredibly detailed longposts about his findings on /r/laundry and his website, which is also about laundry. he even got interviewed about his laundryposts, in which he revealed he's writing a book about laundry. this man is like ahab and the white whale, if ahab had a reddit account and moby dick was a pile of clothes with cheeseburger stains on them
Smii7y without his hoodie on
Tw// organs
i love making gifs of him. tenor hates to see me coming
I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP
congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!
imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”
a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.
the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.
the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post
at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!
and let me tell you, the surprise i got,
this is now rowlet’s theme
guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you