this is gonna be pretty much a spam filled to the brim with horny ideas and prompts while I work on fics. I might post more on this acc than the other cause the other acc is now gonna be strictly for posting fics and reblogging stuff I like while on here I’m just saying random shit and reblogging it as well lol. LOTS OF RPF (but what’s new lmao). And also lots of smii7y posting cause he’s my favorite thing ever.
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#penny coke rant - ranting/rambling about random stuff
#penny NEEDS THIS - horny posting/prompts/ideas/headcanons…
#penny loves milk/frogs - smii7y/frouse posting
#keep coking penny - prompts/ideas/aus/headcanons in general
I think a few times now I've had commenters talk about art they wish they could show me but couldn't cuz my ao3 count as anonymous so I did a thing and now we have this! Full disclosure: I've never properly used Tumblr before so please be patient with me :)
All of my fics are available HERE: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4789699
john grew up around abusive, violent, unloving parents. and because of this, john grew up to be a very violent, bitter, isolating person. if he gets into an dispute with someone, he can only resolve with his fist. if someone tries to be friends with him, he is quick to shove away. if he even gets a sudden hint that someone likes him he will make it know that he could never reciprocate the same feelings back to them.
it isn’t til he meets smitty that things slowly begin to shift. smitty, to john at least in the beginning of their friendship, is an painfully, overly sweet and bubbly. it pissed him off more than ever, to the point of physical fights with him. but smitty doesn’t leave or even lay a hand on john, he stays. john is all but dumbfounded, confused as to why he would stay with a person like himself. smitty simply admits it’s that he knows john isn’t a bad person at heart, but it’s rather he is bad at expressing with feelings due to the dangerous environment he lived in. he was born to learn that it was better to argue and be bitter than to be calm or let go, or to push those that he loves away because it would cause more problems in the future, etc.
slowly but surely smitty is able to learn about john’s situation, almost in standing in for a therapist and best friend. john is able to tolerate smitty the more and more they had these “therapy sessions” or just hanging out in general. smitty is able to watch john go from this angry creature, to dissipate into a king, gentle hearted person. he can hear his raging voice grow soft and tender, almost like a whisper. he isn’t as open as smitty but he becomes more kinder to those around. he’s able to heal from the wounds but the scars are a nice reminder of where he come from.
additional things—
1. john and smitty are a aromantic platonic couple due to john never being able to find romance in people growing up
2. while john is still a bitter person, he realizes he really likes smitty’s calming voice and slowly stops being so up tight around him but only for the voice. he makes sure that smitty knows that if it weren’t for his tender voice he’d beat him up
3. john laying in smitty’s lap while he vents to him, loving the feeling of him playing with his hair and massaging his scalp softly with his hands. smitty all the while gently acknowledges his problems with hums, not inputting on the situation but just making sure john knew smitty understood every moment and feeling john had.
4. alt to krii7y platonic couple -> john see’s smitty as like a parent that he can always vent to or ask for advice (found family)
What do you mean there is no Matt to carry me to bed and cuddle with him when I'm pushing myself to work? What do you mean there is no Matt to hug me when I'm down? What do you mean there is no Matt to comfort me when I'm in pain?
John and Aruuu go to a gay bar to wind down. They hadn't expected Smitty (the known token straight of the friend group) to be there, and already tipsy by the time they had arrived. Smitty was (unnaturally) extremely shocked at their arrival, and was fidgety upon seeing them.
They take their seats at the table Smitty had taken, originally thinking they were allowed to, despite Smitty's (uncharacteristic) insistence of the two turning to occupy a different table instead. Aruuu takes her seat across Smitty. Before John took his seat beside Smitty, she whispered in his ear that she suspects something was not right. They both know Smitty doesn't enjoy alcohol days before an important event.
After enough drinks to render them drunk, John and Aruuu began to engross themselves in conversations; particularly of games and future activities. Smitty had fallen silent, but both had not noticed; that was, until John turned to him to ask for an opinion.
John grabs his hand and excuses them. He drags Smitty outside of the bar, to which Smitty had been fighting with an excuse to use the bathroom. John voices his concern, his odd behaviour, and Smitty confesses that he had been drinking his mind away to stop thinking about his love for John. An emotional confession ensues.
Aruuu had noticed they had not returned for half an hour. She leaves to find them, only to find John and Smitty sharing a tender kiss. She takes a video. She reminds them of the incident the next day, the day after, and the next few days afterwards; she will never let them forget it. Aruuu swore to never reveal the footage to anyone else; at least, until they announced their relationship.
John tells Smitty, "Leave me alone, dear, I need to do work!"
Smitty continuously tugs him back to the bed. "No, it's cuddle time, not work time."
Add-ons:
They switch. Sometimes, John is the person who is tugging Smitty back for a cuddling session.
They have been separate for a long time, increasing their desire for physical contact.
John secretly likes the desperation and eventually falls for it. he tells himself that work can wait for another day (it can't.)
Eventually, Smitty would give up and just lay on his shoulder while John does his work. If he needs to stream or record a video, John would turn his camera off and blames it on a malfunction.
Blond hair, pale eyes, strong muscles. Wearing nothing but a black tank top and cargo pants, relaxing on the wide couch in the late hours of the night, presumably finished his gym routines and is resting before a shower. I was seventeen, spreading jam on bread as dinner. His friend, too, was making his simple meal at the dinner table, making jokes that I'd laugh at.
When my gaze lingered on him, my heart was pulling me towards him. Fish to bait, moth to flame. Such an insatiable desire to be conquered by a man who I'd known for very little time.
I crawled onto the couch, and my palms slowly started to cross into the territory of his lap, asking permission. He assumed I wanted something inappropriate, which I immediately dismissed with shock and disbelief. I explained my want of a safe place to lie my head, to whiz away into slumber, and I saw the tension on his face melt away. Has he never experienced a daughter before? Did I call him "dad" when he allowed me to slip onto his body? Did I kiss his forehead in gratitude?
His chest was as warm as a summer's day. In real life, this heat would make me sweat in minutes. I bury my face between his pecs, sighing, stress leaving my body like the ebbing of the ocean.
I hear him mutter, "This is nice," and he closed his eyes.
I hear my biological father yelling of how inappropriate he's being.
It's midnight, or past it, I couldn't tell. My newfound dad slowly maneuvers me, resting my head on the couch. In my half-dazed state, I begged him to not leave me, but the thousands of whispered apologies were much louder than my voice. I don't remember if he crouched beside me, left me one last mental photograph of his face; even if he did, my blurry vision only captured faded blobs of his features. He runs off into the kitchen, leaving a yellow note beside me: "I'll always love you" inked with pink and blue, drawn hearts. He never returns.
His friend watched, shocked, frozen. My father started scolding me for what I had done with him. I knew it was out of jealousy. I don't remember if I started crying.
I wouldn't handle that separation in real life any better than I had in my dream. Maybe that's why it remained in my head.
Why am I saying this? I daydreamed too much of Matt as my dad and now I have to suffer the consequences. (Surprise...? I have self-inserted myself as Matt's daughter. I call myself a daughter because father-daughter rings a good bell.)
The man's friend also resembled Smitty… who is my other dad.
This man didn't look much like Matt, but if I erased his face his body resembles him enough. I wish to cuddle with Matt, it's one of my biggest fantasies. His chest looks so comfortable… please burrito me, sir.
I know romantic and sexual self-inserts are welcome here but… mind letting a familial self-insert in?
Their confession is extremely unplanned, disorganised and awkward. It would be along the lines of, "Hey... so... I actually really like you... I don't know when that happened, ask Matt or Grizzy, they could pull up a few texts... anyway, do you want to—can you stop looking at me like that?"
Both are extremely physically affectionate with each other, but John would initiate more public display of affection than Smitty. Smitty acts as if he is irritated by John's insistence, but deep down, he loves it (if he can forget that they were in front of a crowd.)
Their first attempt at cuddling was filled with embarrassment. They'd smack pillows on one another while finding a comfortable position that wasn't "too intimate." Eventually, they become tired from fighting each other and fall asleep (they did not cuddle.)
Angst:
Both are extremely argumentative. On normal days, it would be passed around as normal banter, but it can transpire into something extremely heated. Smitty is the more hot-headed one of the two, but it is only because John keeps his emotions to himself until he pops open like a champagne bottle.
Extreme jealousy. Smitty is jealous because he is afraid that John would leave him. John is jealous because he feels as though he is not good enough for Smitty and feels as though every person Smitty talks to is better than him. Smitty's jealousy is more "visible" (crying, pulling John away) while John's is more "subtle" (dirty glances, drowns himself in conversations with his other friends.) They are both improving on this (poorly, because a part of them enjoys the rush of knowing the other feels such intense emotions until they boil over, and they have trouble healthily managing their emotions.)
On their worst days, they can't take a break from their relationship. They are too dependent on one another to try to separate. Even if they physically distanced themselves, they would send one text to each other, then another, then another, thinking, "one more wouldn't hurt." Nothing was solved in the end.
John feels guilty for upsetting Smitty. Smitty feels guilty for upsetting John. Even if it is about a disagreement of which ice cream flavour is the best.
all black tuxedo . american express platinum card . business man . cigars . dress shoes . drives a white ferrari . filthy rich . grey hair strands . in early 40s . margarita or tequila always in hand . owns too many fancy suits & ties . rectangular glasses . rolex watches . sliver chains & rings . smells of black coffee . spoils the reader 💸
INTRODUCING. . . .SUGAR BABY!READER
bratty . champagne . chanel perfume . c cupped . diamond rings . dior bags . french tip nails . hello kitty addict . in early 20s . juicy couture track suits . leggings . mary jane shoes . pearl earrings . pink lipsticks . smells of roses & jasmine . utterly spoiled by smitty . victoria secretes lingerie . white laces 💎
do you think John would smack Smitty's chest to get his attention or no
from that one dog ->🐕
oh absolutely. i feel like only after a while though, like he’ll try calling smitty and after he doesn’t answer he goes straight into smacking him. and he’ll make sure to do it REALLY HARD.
also I was thinking do you think the two would be into impact play? like they punch or slap each other and get turned on by the pain and seeing the other in pain…
HELLO IM NOT DOG ANON but i heard you were looking for more songs for Krii7Y-ing purposes. I looooove my chronically online music and being incredibly self-indulgent this is my calling nod nod
i remember seeing a krii7y playlist with the song half broken japanese by Ewy in it and im like ohhhh. I understand.
When Somebody Needs You - Will Wood???? the angst potential here DO YOU SEE IT
The All Is Lost Moment - Frog Legs. hmm this could be both like a fluffy and angsty thing . Im trying to write this one right now actually we'll see if this goes anywhere. @ anyone reading this feel free to try your hand as well
It's Only Sex - Car Seat Headrest. look i know this is like one of their most popular songs but like listen. im a FOOL for fear of intimacy this can work like either way maybe theyre both . im losing my mind here. Im going crazy. Crazy? I wa
in general like just about any csh song. For doomed yaoi and heartbreak and angst and everything is awful oh god. And also some smut in there
Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy - Talkshow Boy? more specifically i mean the "i met a girl at a club" part and onward. Some hyperactive daydream kind of thing. or maybe it really happened! Who knowsssss
i don't know how to tell you that you're my best friend (and that i love you) - Vylet Pony. title self explanatory. this is something soft and fluffy...
in general just about anything from Aloe & Lotus by Vylet Pony. earnest? arcades? Can anyone hear me?
COLD WEATHER - GLASS BEACH. THIS ONE. THIS ONE. THIS ONE. HEAVY ON THIS ONE. SOOOOO HEAVY ON THIS ONE I AM SO SERIOUS!!!!!!!!
can I say Tim I Wish You Were Born a Girl - of Montreal. or will I be shot
🐐📜 anon/scholar anon (whichever one)... I think i think who i am is incredibly obvious but #idontcare. You haven't seen the last of me.... flies away like a cartoon villain
THANK YOU FOR MORE SONGS U THINK IM FINALLY GOOD TO GO YAY
