The Coolest Co-Captain of the Riptide Pirates

Chip, Co-Captain of the Riptide Pirates // asks are OPEN!

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"To the Riptide Pirates!"

Ahoy there! It's @thatone-blujae here to bring you an all-new RP blog of everyone's favorite bastard! If you follow me already you probably know the drill by now, but let's set some ground rules!

Please don't insinuate/force ships!! (Fish n Chips is an exception because I love them but still)

Be respectful! I don't wanna see anybody being rude or asking personal questions in my ask box.

ABSOLUTELY NO NSFW! VERY IMPORTANT! You can make suggestive jokes but if I catch y'all being weird I'm gonna find you.

Asks will close when my inbox hits 25+

Please be patient!! I run like three other rp blogs (two of which are very active) so I might be a bit slow on replying to people :,)

Info about the host!!

Hello!! I'm Jae (he/they) and I run @power-of-an-angel , @urbanshade-hbc , and @wpnz-for-hire ! I've been a JRWI fan for quite some time now, and Chip has kinda become my spirit animal. I'm an artist, writer, wannabe musician and filmmaker, etc. If you'd like to ask me any questions, my text will be blue! Big fan of whatever the hell Ultrakill, SMG4 and Pressure have going on

TAGS:

chiboposting - posting in character

jaeposting - posting out of character

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fishy fishy fish

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blublublub

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if we get HIM to ask YOU out would you say yes

anyway here, chocolate. Take it.

*Throws chocolate at you.*

Do you know what chocolate is??

Of fucken course I know what chocolate is- and uh, in response to your previous question, no comment.

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happy pride homosexual

now that you are divorced from Amanda

go ask out gillion

No <3

I’m very scared

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still need a divorce my guy? Here.

Magically gives you divorce papers. Already signed by Amanda Rinn.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hey bro why did you call gillion babygirl. and also why did he call you pookie

How about we stop talking for a little while.

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what’s wrong with calling him my pookie? He is :D

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Nothing, Gill. Just- human connotations.

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I have no idea what that means!

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[sigh] I love you, Gillion Tidestrider.

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hey bro why did you call gillion babygirl. and also why did he call you pookie

How about we stop talking for a little while.

[riptide-pirates]

what’s wrong with calling him my pookie? He is :D

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Nothing, Gill. Just- human connotations.

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hey bro why did you call gillion babygirl. and also why did he call you pookie

How about we stop talking for a little while.

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confess confess confess

even OLIVER knows you like Gillion…

OLLIE IS A KID HE HAS A WILD IMAGINATION I DON’T LIKE GILLION LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOUUUU

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it’s okay your father will accept you for being gay just go confess already

now that everyone keeps telling me to do it I don’t wanna

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You cant run from yourself

I’m so fucking scared

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*Holds up image of Gillion Tidestrider.*

REVEAL YOUR THOUGHTS GAYBOY!

NOOOOOOO-

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Mhm sorry bud

LEAVE ME ALONE

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Yuh huh

NUH UH.

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I know what you are, gay boy.

…..Nuh uh.

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if I’m Gillion Tidestrider…. And you’re anonymous…. Who’s watching The Navy…

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...Where's Jay.

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Edyn or Gillion? 🤔

…..can I choose to opt out of the question-

[edyn-tidestrider-is-trying]

unfortunately, I do not think that's how this works.

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OH FU-

Heeyyyyy Edynnnn…..

Gillion’s gonna fucken kill me

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Chip.

STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER.

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I WASN'T PLANNING TO DO ANYTHING