i be eating cheesed burger

john | 25

[yayodolls]

full time job as a hopeless romantic

[fluxion-fluent]

when you drop a screw its more helpful to stay calm and watch where it goes than to try to scramble for it

[mellifexfarm]

ibis and whiteboy

[kristina100000]

fiona apple im so happy you dont have instagram. can i make some fried pickles with a homemade cajun dipping sauce for you? whatever the madame wants.

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[davidboreanus]

@jdididydog

[sukimas]

[feldfrog]

The Dow Jones moved on the Z-axis for the first time recently.

“It’s coming right at us!!”

[segamascott]

i've been a bad bad mutual

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[jdididydog]

Does any1 have the guy trying to do the James brown scream video

[unrelatedstring]

I ACTUALLY JUST WOKE UP POSSESSED TO MAKE THIS. WHY

[unrelatedstring]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[punissuer]

ID / TL;DW: young Black man explains the history of voodoo dolls: they originated in England, where Black people where prohibited from learning to read or write, to help witches keep track of what ailed their patients. Eg., person goes to witch and laments headache, they treat their headache and make a small doll (called "poppet"), trying to represent them as good as possible, stick a needle in its head and put it up a shelf. When they return next week, the witch takes their poppet and asks about their headache. If it's gone, they remove the needle, otherwise they know they have to treat a rather persistent headache.

[tartrazeen]

I'm just gonna freeze-frame this for everybody:

[catasters]

[radio-jupotter]

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

[abandonedniche]

i love how the stakes of Walter White’s tragedy are that he’ll die of cancer at an upsettingly young age with very little to show for his ambitions in life despite being a near-genius at chemistry but the premise of Jimmy McGill’s tragedy is that he becomes this guy

[piningmarten]

[mutant-distraction]