Fetishes, Pleasures, and Distractions

*NSFW BLOG* Who am I? I'm a male in his mid-forties, with interests in beautiful women, sex, cheating, and a particular fetish for impregnation. I'll answer any asks you throw my way, and I'm happy to chat or roleplay. SESSION: 0562e6785bf01e9d9eed4641d533c55d7443af06dc1c2a97ebe1243ea34a0d6408

[section8babe]

Reminder: love should be fun

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[hiscunnyrabbit]

[velvetvixxxen24]

When my lecturer asks me to stay behind to speak about my grades

[chiropteraphile]

"I'm going to be blunt here, you're really not doing very good in this class. You're not going to pass if you keep this up, and I know you're worried about that." My hands already on her thighs, feeling them part unconsciously even as panic finds her eyes. "But just look at this body of yours. Do you really think you were meant for academia anyway? I think we can make sure you pass - barely - while I teach you a better use of your time." She was whimpering 'no' even as I peeled her panties to one side, already soaked. We both knew what she needed, and we both knew that it was going to happen. And we both know that she wanted it to.

[heylookatree]

it’s official. my pitbull has cancer at only 3/4 years old. there are only three reasons i’m alive: my best friend, my meds (when i take them), and my dog.

i literally cannot fathom how my silly boy went from so energetic and playful to so tired and sick this quickly. i’m devastated and the only reason i’m trying to keep it together is so he doesn’t stress about me. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this.

donations/tips for medications that would help keep him comfortable would mean the world to me rn. even just reblogging this tbh.

$ememmaemmy

[heylookatree]

picture of my sweet puppy baby

[heylookatree]

update: my baby Zeus is getting close to the end and i’m a wreck ngl. on top of that I don’t have a client anymore, meaning i’m not getting paid at all rn. i’m trying to keep it together so puppy doesn’t stress but tbh i’m devastated.

donations/tips to help keep puppy comfortable and as happy as i can would mean the world to me right now

$ememmaemmy

[velvetvixxxen24]

She enjoyed her late night walks. Just her and her music. Her hoodie brushing the curve of her ass, just covering it. Her long brown hair blowing in the wind. She was so caught up in the song she didn’t realise him behind her. Didn’t hear his footsteps getting closer… didn’t feel him until she felt all of him…

He pushed her hoodie up to see her pink lacy thing underneath. He laughs at how desperate she must have been for this. He’s going to enjoy using her tonight as she tried feebly to fight back.

Tomorrow night she won’t bother wearing underwear on her walk.

Just in case

[chiropteraphile]

The heat of his breath on the back of her neck is so familiar from the night before, as is the bruising impact of her knees on the ground as she's forced down. She makes a frantic squeak of protest as he wraps a zip-tie around her wrists, arms locked behind her. And this time, when he pushes her hoodie up and her bare ass pushed back eagerly despite her struggling, he can see the wet drip of her cunt down her thigh and he laughs again, realizing how much she wanted this, how much she needed this, and that she came out to get it. He leans in, whispering into her ear even as he pushes roughly into her tight, wet little hole, "You're never going home again, my little slut." She's coming home with him. His new toy.

[chiropteraphile]

The People Behind These Posts Are Real

Alright, it's time for me to break my usual column of fetish-posting and pornography to vaguebook about some real vile shit that I just witnessed go down.

If someone wants to be denigrated, obviously, go for it. That's their fantasy, they've welcomed it, go ham. If it's your fantasy and the other people involved are into it, go as deep and dark as you want. If it's consensual for everyone involved - and yes that includes CNC, the first C is there for a goddamn reason - enjoy it as much as you want. But there are people making these posts. If someone's posting about genuine RL fears/anxieties/upset about something happening in their life, and you try and twist it into some sort of awful fetish thing that they didn't consent to, that's dehumanizing, cruel, and awful. You're going to hurt someone who's real, who's let themselves be briefly vulnerable, and that's just a fucking terrible thing to do. Don't be that guy/girl/enbie. If you don't want to show concern or sympathy, then just move on. Jesus Christ.

[goth-queen]

[udderly-moo]

Summer goals ☀️: get pregnant!

[chiropteraphile]

It's a good year for it!

[anxietyproblem]

[chiropteraphile]

Go ahead. It'll be our secret.

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[chiropteraphile]

Please. Nobody ever sends me asks! Do it. I dare you.

[boobs-still-coming]

[chiropteraphile]

My wife's sister was staying with us for a little while after a bad breakup with her ex-boyfriend. She sent me a text part-way through the day with 'using ur computer hope u don't mind, u used the same pw as the wifi hee hee', followed by 'oh, look at this search history...' Then a link to a 'cheating' porn video I'd watched...followed by a video of her in my chair, her robe open, her hand caressing those bare, heavy tits of hers in obvious offering. I went home early, while my wife was still at work. I probably should've asked my wife why her ex dumped her. It was because he caught her sabotaging their condoms. Now I need to decide what to do, as it won't be long before she's showing, and we've been fucking daily behind my wife's back...

[yanginvar]

[chiropteraphile]

My neighbor's daughter knew where our spare key was, for security reasons; if anything ever happened, if there was an emergency, she could get in. She's always been a sweet little thing, too, through the years she was growing up. Of course I'd noticed when she'd stopped being a 'girl' and become a young woman, and of course I'd noticed her flirting with me sometimes, but I didn't think anything of it. But one day, while my wife was out, while I was in the shower, she used that key... and made sure that I couldn't think of anything else for awhile.

[secretlittlefantasyworld]

From tumblr mutuals to breeding 🥴😮‍💨

[truckinbreeder]

Me and who though

[damseldove-deactivated20240910]

RB if you want people to send you depraved DMs<333

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[infinitegest]

i can’t stop thinking about someone showing off their cute, small, empty tummy before i knock them up

maybe they’re teasing me about it all day, wearing a crop top and occasionally making direct eye contact with me before looking away and yawning, stretching their arms over their head just to give me a better view, just waiting for me to pull them somewhere private…

or maybe their already on top of me, we’re warming up, and they take a moment to run a finger down their stomach and remind me that my babies are gonna go right here…

just. the potential for growth. the knowledge that it’s all gonna be changing soon. hggkgfjf

[monsterinanoldbook]

This. 100%. Flood my dms.

[blessedbygod2]

Any mutuals wanna practice making a baby?🥺

[chiropteraphile]

We can practice. Absolutely practice. And if we succeed while practicing, well-