this was inspired by a @/avesinhogwarts tik tok she’s made like AGES ago
tbf, the real rizz lord is remus, followed by marlene and peter
in the end the “few days” turned out to be barely 24 hrs lol
R: “oh look, it’s sirizz black!”
S: “you’ll pay for this reggie”
*a few days later*
S: “what do we have here? is it the infamous rizzulus artcurizz blaAAAA!”
R: “full name? really?”
S: “my BROTHER? how could you, prongs? this feels like-like…fucking incest!
everyone: “…”
J: “toujour pur?”
S: “don’t open your mouth again james. and button up that shirt you whore”
J: “yessir, sorry sir”
( @petalsofprogress i hope you can read it now!)















