@pcrseverance sent: 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk :| / bad smut time.
What had brought the Champion to the Commander's little slice of heaven along the ramparts in the first place? For the life of him, he could not remember. Any time from when he had walked through the door to the moment that their lips connected were all a blur. Lust clouded his mind and he could only think about one thing: Cullen.
It felt right, that Cullen should be on the desk. It was his, after all. Whose fleshy mounds were better suited to be seated there? Hawke had decided it and placed him, rather than having him bent over. He preferred to face his lovers and watch how they reacted to the things that he did. The ways that their visage twisted with pleasure, the utterances of ecstasy, the raking of the claws that tipped their digits over his back and shoulders!
Big hands, strengthened and calloused --- rough to the touch--- over the years with hard work, held the blond man's thighs as the darker-haired man plowed into him. Hips rocking back and forth, throbbing manliness fucking into velvety orifice, each stroke bringing him nearer and nearer to penis explosion.
When the time came that he felt his little men tighten, the warmth, he couldn't hold back. Liquefied love paints the inside of the blond's puckered love cave as moans spill from Hawke’s lips, singing his lover's praises.
i just now realized that i can write things in my notes app and save them in my drafts until i can format them later on a computer. how wild is that. high fives all around, i'm a genius.
i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action.
ACTIONS:
1. for one muse to give the other oral
2. to skinny dip with my muse
3. to shower with my muse
4. to take a hot bath with my muse
5. for sex in public
6. for sex in the car
7. to catch my muse naked
8. to undress my muse
9. for sparring to turn into sex
10. for an argument to turn into sex
11. for make up sex
12. for friends with benefits sex
13. to tie up my muse
14. to blindfold my muse
16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate
17. for a threesome (specify muses)
18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob
19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm
20. for angry sex
21. for break up sex
22. for sex after a near death experience
23. for after battle sex
24. for sex to get revenge on an ex
25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease
26. to make my muse whimper
27. for one muse to take the other from behind
28. for sex against the wall
29. for sex on a table/counter/desk
30. for sex in a pool/hot tub
31. for one muse to choke the other
32. for rough sex
33. for our muses to try a new position
34. for our muses to try a new kink together
35. for one muse to use a toy on the other
36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face
WORDS:
“touch me.”
“kiss me here.”
“you have to be quiet if you want to cum.”
“say my name.”
“oh fuck-”
“i need you so bad.”
“i’m so wet right now.”
“i want you to touch yourself for me.”
“let me hear you, baby.”
“come for me.”
“i want to hear you cum.”
“harder.”
“i need to feel you.”
“i want you.”
“you’re so hot.”
“can i come yet?”
“please, baby—”
“i’m so close.”
“i told you to be quiet.”
“i told you to stay still.”
“are you gonna be good for me?”
“i promise i’ll be good.”
“i’m not done with you yet.”
“i’ve been waiting all day…”
“you’re all i want.”
“just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.”
“just shut up and fuck me.”
“i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”
“say please.”
“i could’t stop thinking about you all day.”
“your fingers feel so good.”
“your mouth feels so good.”
“i want your fingers inside me.”
“i want it to hurt.”
“more—”
“i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.”
“make me forget.”
“i just want to feel something.”
“make me.”
“be quiet.”
“they’re gonna catch us—”
“yes— right there.”
“that feels so good.”
“does that feel good?”
SO i can't find the post, but the whole idea is this. smut, but it's written horribly on purpose. tons of purple prose and nothing but bad fanfic euphemisms because i think that i'm funny.
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