frogboy and peterpan fuck

17/female/Scotland/aro/ace/ larry seems unlikely at this point but I don't give a fuck

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someone: hey you should check this out-

me: idk i’m kinda busy right now maybe later

someone: it’s gay

me: oUT OF MY WAY

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AU where Louis is an animal handler at a zoo , and he spends all day with the chimps where people can see him through the glass. And Harry goes to the zoo whenever he can , not to watch the chimps but to watch Louis .

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AU with punk!Louis and punk!Harry .

They meet at a concert , when Louis complains loudly that he can’t even see the band because he’s so short. Harry offers to let him sit on his shoulders , so Louis does. They bond briefly but then they part ways.

Then they keep meeting at the same concerts and gigs , because it turns out they love the exact same bands, and Louis always ends up sitting on Harry’s shoulders.

At one of the gigs Harry brings custom made t-shirts for them to wear. Harrys shirt says “The Tall One” and Louis’ says" The Small One “. They exchange numbers after that and begin dating.

(They keep going to concerts together too always making sure to wear their t-shirts cause they’re cute ‘n’ shit)

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AU where Louis and Harry are both uni students . Louis , despite being a business major, likes to write song lyrics. Louis loses his lyrics book (he’s really broken up about it) and Harry (a music student) finds it, but he can’t return it because it has no name on it. So Harry reads it (falling in love with the lyrics) , and he makes up melodies to go with the lyrics.

Fast forward to a few months later , Harry is in a bar performing Louis songs, when Louis walks in and realises that Harry is the one with his lyrics book. They hit it off and begin dating.

Harry then has his big break a few years later, and becomes famous , with Louis as his manager, husband and co-songwriter.

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AU where Louis and Harry are set up on a blind date and they hit it off immediately. So much so that they go home together . And when things start to get heated and Louis takes off his jeans , he remembers that “SHIT I’m wearing pink frilly panties, oh god he’s gonna freak out”. But Harry just stares for a few seconds, then grins widely while taking off his own jeans and reveals that he is wearing the exact same pair of panties.

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AU where Louis is a famous author and is sitting next to Harry on a long plane flight. Harry is reading Louis newest book and Louis watches all of his reactions to the plot twists. Harry then finishes the book and reads the inside cover where there is a picture of Louis. Harry only embarrasses himself a little bit (Louis finds it adorable) , and Louis agrees to sign Harrys book. Only later does Harry see that Louis also wrote his phone number as well.

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Ok… But consider this. AU where Harry and Louis both work at Disney world. Harry is Tarzan and Louis is (obviously) Peter Pan. And Harry will occasionally just come running at Louis , pick him up , and throw him over his shoulder , whilst making monkey noises . And the kids eat it up they are really funny together and Louis loves it because “yES I’m being manhandled by a hot half naked man ”

[zouisandchill-deactivated201605]

a whole tour and we still dont know what harry’s thigh tattoo is

[niallerlouis]

Liam drops an accidental F bomb (Sheffield - 10/31)

[slytherinvalues-replies]

LOOK AT LOUIS’ LIL SHRUG BEFORE THEY HUG LIKE “I DONT CARE I LOVE YOU WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT THOSE FOOKING LOSERS THINK?” THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH SO MICH THEYRE SO STRONG AND HARRY’S LUSTY EYES AND HOW HE JUST MORPH INTO LOUIS LIKE NO FUCKING THING IS GONNA DRAG. THEM. DOWN. ANY FUCKING MORE. i could probably write a sonnet about this.

[tacobellandbdsmgohandinhand-dea]

boy i can’t wait to not be suffering

[salt-dads]

[realclownhourzz]

[codarsneachta-deactivated202006]

did this guy just livetweet a poisoning

that he committed

[lhrry]

IM TELLING YOU ONE DIRECTION ALWAYS KILLS YOU ON 25TH OF THE MONTH

[lornasaurusrex-deactivated20220]

*the tiniest whisper* what if louis picks up a rainbow flag tonight

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What if Harry picks up Louis tonight

[lornasaurusrex-deactivated20220]

*the tiniest whisper* what if louis picks up a rainbow flag tonight

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ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND THE RBB COUNTDOWN ENDS TODAY IMAGINE IF THEY CAME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY I'D BE SO BLESSED