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capybaras eat their own shit

who cares. we eat ass. giraffes test fertility with urine. dolphins kill for fun. u want more animal facts i got more animal facts

chocolatebelieversoul

😔I thought we were the only species that kills for fun. How pretentious of me!

anxietyproblem

chocolatebelieversoul

I did fall in the shower and hit my head. It was a really really bad fall.

bellefoxs

buck: is being bossy

eddie: has a serious case of the heart eyes

verseziam

Is this real or fake?

honestly, i have no idea does anyone know about this? it kinda looks fake but who knows

chocolatebelieversoul

Looks fake to me. Zayn's real name is spelt : Zain... but who knows?

soysauceharry

1d reunion gonna be at daycare

pop-punklouis

It did seem like a late show. And I don't think that venue has parking. So there's a lot of people taking Ubers and stuff I would imagine. Or maybe there is off site parking? Either way, I was really surprised when people said nothing had started by after nine and then it just kept getting later. Even if Harry had gone on now, that's a hard time to START a gig and expect people to be able to get home easily. So I wonder what the hold up was or if that was the plan. Weird though.

it really feels bizarre to have the last act go on after midnight so i’d like to assume they were checking out the direction and severity of the storm before proceeding, but it’s strange the venue didn’t keep the crowd updated

17sailors

My babies

chocolatebelieversoul

Love them. Reminds me of a few cats we had a while back.

insomniac-arrest

every year during Daylight Savings I am reminded that we made up time and that we made up time poorly

theintrovertnation

This is me sometimes. Anyone else?

If you can relate to an Introvert, Join the Introvert Community @Introvertproblems

therealraewest

A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this

therealraewest

Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute

When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.

When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber’s side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.

Today, a man I’ve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he’s unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I’m home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.

Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker’s shift to end.

If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you’ve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE’S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not “taking initiative”. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.

I’m so tired of being terrified by men who think they’re being romantic.

blackjackgabbiani

“Every woman” you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Don’t presume to speak for others, and don’t make this a gendered issue either.

therealraewest

Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and they’re all telling you to fuck off

crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072

Funny how OP literally said “every woman I know”, clearly spoke from personal experience, and even used neutral words when speaking about the safety of asking a PERSON out… and Jared, 19 up there can’t bother to fucking read.

#love the clapbacks #totally deserved

icarusinterlude

The whole concept of If I got you has me in tears. Like, bitch really be there telling people their souls fell down to Earth and that they’ve been together in past lives, parallel universes and that they will always find each other. Is this the feeling of falling in love? ‘cause he knows they met before. I WOULD LIVE A THOUSAND LIFETIMES, IF IT’S YOU I’M SENT TO FIND VIBE. I AM YELLING AND WILL NEVER STOP YELLING ABOUT SOULMATES

icarusinterlude

I KNOW I’VE SEEN YOUR FACE IN DIFFERENT TIMES AND PLACES, punch me in the face, it will hurt less

zaynmalikupdates

Zayn with a fan in NYC - 09/10

#oh man #where have you been?.#Zayn

anxietyproblem

transloveletter

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

transloveletter

Ok, just pulled into a fire station.

Word of advice, if someone tries to flag you down on a highway, pointing to the back of your car, there isn’t anything wrong. They want to kill you. Never stop for them.

transloveletter

They may try to pin you in a lane on the highway. They won’t let you get ahead of them, they will try to prevent you from getting behind them. Fuck traffic laws. Gun it, throw on your brakes, honk your horn and do not stop. get away from them at all costs. Don’t go home, go to the police or go to a fire station. Explain what happened and have them look over ur car.

transloveletter

Reblog this around. Seems like common sense, but also not something that can happen to everyone.

I was on the I-5 in Washington State. The van was white, with blacked out windows. There was graffiti or something on the right side of the van, but I was too scared to read it.

Everyone please be safe, if you are in the Puyallup or Tacoma area, please be even more careful.