Tango Wango

Self-proclaimed gravity defy-er with a desire to rule the world. Most of the stuff here are reblog of things that I love.

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[cinevis]

How long did this interview last?

[misspryss]

Ok, I LOLed

[denigrator]

i don’t understand fahrenheit so it always sounds really warm in america

[babyanimalgifs]

[yes-gamer]

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

This is the best thing I’ve seen here this year.

[slowparts]

The purest content

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via KatyWellhousen)

[ithelpstodream]

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

[clownsauce-deactivated20230729]

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

[darwinquark]

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.

[waitinghopingliving]

[respectfulmemes]

[mogifire]

friend

[roachpatrol]

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

[lemonterragonchicken]

That needs to be a book

[onlyblackgirl]

I never knew how much I needed this

[spoiled-pink888]

Lmfao

[settlethewhoreids]

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

[warnug]

“Sentimental”

[pyrrhics]

Im centimeter

[joshualunacreations]

Whitewashing: An American tradition. Hollywood shapes how we are seen and *not* seen. But we don’t have to give them our money and views. Ghost in the Shell and Death Note are more missed opportunities to showcase Asian-American talent. Let’s not watch them.

[thisiselliz]

Goku look ready to beat everybody ass in that bar

[tastefullyoffensive]

Best names possible. (via theblessedone)

[friday-morning-deactivated20201]

Taichi does kabe-don but instead of making the female’s heart flutter it has the reverse effect on him!!

[piciu1]

Ahahahah!! Taichi you’re unique!

[unffinityandbeyond]

Well, the woman did say that he was sexy. :D

[msmarycrawley]

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

[msmarycrawley]

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

[cheapthrillsmeetgasoline]

[annethecatdetective]

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

[de-lila-a-medio-dia]

Cats in love.  ♥

[takealookatyourlife]

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

[honeyrenaissance]

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

[badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista]

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

[gothamcityballet]

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

[pinstripebindi]

but tell me again about how muslim women who cover can’t possibly be strong or empowered.

[cleolinda]

I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before and I don’t really care.