wretched beast!!

she/they/he lesbian • 24 • libra not many original thots here My art blog: @chompire

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[technicoloryuri]

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[twinkwolf]

[patema-introverted]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[ecokitti]

I can’t believe I come outta art block for this

[eternalgirlscout]

a while ago I read an omegaverse fic where part of the premise was that the guy had like, abnormally long and intense heats, which as you can imagine was used for horny reasons. but it was a fairly grounded omegaverse setting as far as it goes, and I could not stop thinking "he has pornworld endometriosis and needs to see an ΩBGYN"

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

[huariqueje]

Shadows on Door - Line Holtegaard

Danish , b, 1980 -

Oil on canvas , 100 x 150 cm.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

magneto is actually so so chill for a guy who can throw buses at people. if i could throw buses at people i would never not be throwing buses at people

[thebestoftumbling]

How to fast honk

[mythbuster1128]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i like when people figure out the bot trigger words in instagram comments sections