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27 they/them Evil Bisexual Murdoc apologist blog

[poltergeistsoup]

Refs and bios for my OCs

Plan Z (Tagged #plan z)

Read Plan Z

Main Characters

Minor Characters

Voice Claims

The B Positives (Tagged #the b positives)

Read The B Positives

Main Characters

Gorillaz OCs (tagged under #my ocs, #Siggy, Siggy Boyd, #Cello, #Cello Questrel)

Siggy Boyd (backstory) (fic) (bio)

Cello Questrel (bio)

Hagfish Slime (tagged under #Hagfish Slime)

Barb, Midge, and Kenny (they have their own blog here)

Ask me about my characters if ur bad <3

ko-fi

Redbubble

[redstonedust]

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

[scoutsmoocrew]

What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[anotherremixx]

sunrise and crosswords in jaipur

[fleshengine]

you gotta love women more than you hate men, you gotta love black people more than you hate cops, you gotta love trans people more than you hate republicans, etc

[dumbdoegirl]

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

[routeriver]

the god sure is lying

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[lexsreadingcorner]

So many people hate their own body so much and are so casually fatphobia toward themself and the thing is, when you're not, when you've healed yourself enough that you can look at yourself and say "my body is just a body that does body things" it becomes nearly impossible to be around people who openly hate their bodies. It feels like they're flinging their muck all over you, and you gotta shake yourself out so it doesn't stick. And misery really does love company. They'll talk about how fat they are and how they can't eat this or that or wear certain clothes or cut their hair short, and they want you to lament with them. And you gotta not, okay? You gotta not. You gotta walk away from that shit.

And you HAVE to pay attention to the things you say about your own body in front of other people, lest you become the person flinging your muck onto others.

[dogpuppy]

[brantheblessed]

How do they all get their hair to do that? Did they bring back the perm?

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[fillianore-moved]

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

[asexuality-witchcraft-and-more]

That is amazing, why can’t more institutions do this!

The amount of books I haven’t been able to read because they are out of print is to large, and I don’t have the money to buy them all second hand (since there aren’t that many copies to begin with so they are not cheap)

[cyberglittter]

tokyo pride 2026

[memewhore]

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me