Only Suck Dick If You Mean It

TRASH

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[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

who’s ready for a bad post

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

*ahem*

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

Season’s Yeetings

[callmebliss]

I thought I was ready

[memeculture69]

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[victorianchap]

[vintagemen1800s1900s]

c. 1890 Postcard

[plenilune]

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

[zoomerbro]

[s0wingseason]

me tonight

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[don-2trill]

Yooo that last one

[pearlmarley]

Yesus Christ

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[bitchycode]

[scum-li]

LMFAO TRIGGERED 😭

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

[ladygolem]

the rawring twenties ^w^

[queenofthequillandink]

kill me in 2019

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The Daily Life of Rustin Heiber (x)

[vyctornikiforov]

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

[holdup-deactivated20190324]

he isnt? hes a cartoon character