they didnt know any better

esmé ● 27 ● he/she/e/they

[capriciousarsonist]

could you please tag your animash

no

[lokisuggestion]

At the end of every day most of my spare liquids get ground down to produce "Wizard's Punch"

[lokisuggestion]

[guy whose whole thing is that he is made of skin] Call me Mr Incel . i can keep your Cells in

[amongusroleplay]

[maxknightley]

you know what bothers me a lot about the zeitgeist. posts where a pet addresses their owner as "hooman"

[maxknightley]

like on what planet would a cat be able to pronounce ˈhʉː.mən but not ˈhjuː.mən. and don't fucking claim that their first language lacks the "y" sound because they famously say shit like mjaʊ̯ and ɲa all the fucking time

[maxknightley]

the reason the Miette tweet is eternal is that the person writing it didn't feel the need to go "hmm, this is pretty funny, but what if I misspelled several of the words. but only a little bit, and in basically arbitrary places." the tone was enough!!

[mismedleym]

visitation by an angel (revisited)

[liquidstar]

My brother in arms and my sister in legs

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[lizardsister]

like the legend of the penis

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[segamascott]

if he rips his father's still beating heart out of his chest with his bare hands i would vote for him

[hamsters38]

the dia

[pjackk]

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

[viaunduende]

theyre frotting and porking on those damn bottles

[pjackk]

I NEED TO BE LIOCKED AWAY

[guerrillatech]

[lostbutnotforgotten]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO