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[raven] boys, come find me

prints of this r on my etsy and i’ll be bringing a few to share at Maggie’s sf event in august :’)

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

I don't want to idealize anyone's marriage. but my best friends parents always seem to genuinely enjoy spending time together. hiking, traveling. and he is always complimenting her hair. and it's fabulous hair. but he's always saying "your hair looks great today." it does! but to still say that after thirty years 🥺 all I know is that my parents don't do that.

#And they share driving responsibility and it's not a driving dictatorship and he's a safe driver.

I need to move to a big city and have a summer romance

I don't shave my legs but lately I've been getting the urge 🚬 the only thing that's stopping me right now is not owning a real razor.

#it's just bc I spent the week with some gorgeous hairless women I think. I'm feeling the urge to conform to traditional femininity

I do worry that I will be left behind by everyone as they fall and love and get married and I stay single :(

kind of want to be loved romantically

#sorry I just got sick with the idea of going for a walk after a good meal with my lover. . . .

friend finally texted me back . . . thank gawd

feel bad for a certain young actor who is getting over analyzed online bc a superstar released an album about their relationship. sorry king. no one would be thinking about you so much if not for this album coinciding with your press. deeply unfortunate.

playing the long game in regards to getting one of my friends to text me. i am getting brunch with our mutual friend who i know will see her later that evening and almost certainly mention that we hung out. hopefully this will prompt our friend to contact me

#gawd why can't people just look at their calendars. i am trying to avoid a serious conversation about valuing my friendship.#i do want to get brunch with our mutual friend for non nefarious reasons btw. need to ask about her camping trip #and also about praying in groups. how do people do it #it's so scary.

possibly the only thing more upsetting than having someone never text you back is having them acknowledge that they're being a deadbeat friend and still not text you back

#literally do you love me at all

My friends do not always get back to me quickly but when they do finally get to me, they feel badly. That is all I need.

#as long as you're aware you haven't responded to me in a week then we're okay. I just need to know there's a sense of shame.

need a good mother in law bc who's my kids favorite grandmother going to be otherwise

life is long and I'm always worried about jinxing things but I do think my women are in good relationships right now and it's really beautiful to see 🩷💞

#very pleasant men to speak to as well. like thank god.#and again you know. life is long and I'm scared to jinx things but. I like them. well done women. good picks.

I wouldn't mind being in love 🩷

generational differences are so stressful. my grandma's very upset that nobody's told her she lost weight but 1) idk dawg I didn't notice and 2) if I did I wouldn't say anything bc I don't think it's appropriate. like I do not comment on people's bodies like that at all 😭 so ugh idk I have to say something so that she doesn't starve herself thinking that she's so fat nobody even noticed. how is this my burden to bear. why's my mom putting this on me to do.

my aunt's marriage is bad but in a wholly different way from how my parents marriage is bad so each of them think they have their life more figure out but they don't really at all

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