@chqrlieweqsley - Tumblr Blog

Since I did my post explaining that I will almost always respond to asks privately, I have been flooded with messages from friendly people. So I thought this might be worth doing:

Reblog if you respond to messages privately rather than publishing them, and people are welcome to message you without fear of everyone reading their message.

video-hall-of-fame

omg

evamohns

chqrlieweqsley

best of | ron weasley

puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313

Sirius shouting “LUPIN” everytime Remus walks in the room and “LUPOUT” everytime Remus leaves

evennstars

#sneaky sneaky edmund #finds the most complex way to duck #never likes to be predicatable

crestas-blog

bunney

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

aviculor

it’s the only way they can hear it

The entire Harry Potter series

Draco: hahahahah Potter ur hair sucks hahaha pls suck my dick hahahha ily

alrightevans-deactivated2015091

OKAY NO BUT IMAGINE THIS:

harry and ginny accidentally moving in next door to draco and astoria

and when harry realises he’s like shit shit shit aboRT MISSION WE HAVE TO MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE I CAN’T DO THIS GIN

but ginny is like come on don’t be ridiculous it was just a...

factsinallcaps

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK.

pbnjulie

I wonder who was of which opinion

factsinallcaps

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED.

gurrenprime

I wonder who won.

factsinallcaps

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW.

morethanonepage

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

harrypotterdailly

“You’re a wizard, Harry.”

“I’m a…what?”

magicfolk

igglooaustralia

In Bed with the Bae

Her: Babe I wanna have a baby

Me: When?

Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*

Me: *Throws her off*

*pulls out Calendar*

Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.