Mods are asleep, post forbidden ship scenarios
• Chris and Art have zero filter with each other, but sometimes it tends to get them both in trouble because they’ll immediately speak their mind, in the middle of social situations where it’s NOT ACCEPTABLE, they’re unbearable to be around at all times I’m sorry
• Red is a big sweet baby who just wants to cuddle and one time, Chris finds him wedged between the couch and the wall in a pocket of blankets and pillows because it makes him feel like he’s being held IM GONNA SCREAM
• You know how Red falls asleep anywhere? And Chris has to drag his lazy ass to his own bed? Guess who else is a BUM? That’s right. Art. But only after long hours of socializing, and usually, he’s just dozing off on Chris while they’re trying to have a conversation with someone else. Girls come over for poolside drinks on the weekend? Evening is turning down, and Art’s passed out in Chris’s lap on the outdoor furniture while they’re timing how fast AJ can swim a lap, and trying to dare Jocelyn to paint Art’s fingernails while he’s passed out. Lucky and Francis come over for games and movies? The night ends with Chris basically giving them directions to lock up the doors, and just make themselves at home in the guest room for the night, because they’re stuck in the corner of the couch since they made the mistake of playing with Art’s hair mid movie and he’s dead to the world. Dumb sleepy boyfriends.
I wrote all this in a sleep haze but the first one was based on a scrapped scene that was just
Art: “Stop being a baby, you know we love you.”
Chris: “I don’t need love. I need to be rawed.”
Art, without missing a beat: “That can be arranged?”
Francis: “STOP! SHUT UP!! BOTH OF YOU?!? GOD!!!”
