[yesterdaysprint]

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, December 26, 1946

[mrdinglesugden]

Please watch The Other Two

[meanplastic]

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

[noyesnoyesyesno]

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

[nothingtosee970]

[gh0stwiththem0sttt-deactivated2]

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

[psychoparallax]

UR STILL FUGLY

[hentaidaddy666]

[saprosappho]

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

The only real ally

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[bob-belcher]

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[amusementforme]

[memesandlaughs]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[k1mkardashian]

[biblefag-deactivated20231230]

the baby 😂😂😫😫😫😭😭😂

[bunney]

i need to know what that baby did to her

[rnock]

[slayerdaily]

Today was just a day and you dealt with it okay…

- Tom Rosenthal

[santiagonex]

the way that he acts the way that he talks the way that he laughs and the way that he walks the way that he runs how he moves his hands he’s gay even when he just sits or he stands that is cool my brother’s gay and here to stay so haters you better stay out of his way