A N G E R Y man

[thebootydiaries]

the economy may be failing and we may be dying but at least the jean meme is over

[chris1704]

The jeme isn't dead

[sixpenceee]

The super moon over an oil refinery chimney.

[jenjifr]

Eye of Sauron.

[chris1704]

They're stealing the moon

[sixpenceee]

If a giant disco ball the distance of ISS revolved around the Earth, this is what it would look like. (Source)

[chris1704]

But why

[chris1704]

oh dark @dennys diner, show me the forbidden menu!

[sidnugget]

Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin

[chris1704]

No, math is a sine

[chris1704]

I immediately realise that that was he joke

[sidnugget]

Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin

[chris1704]

No, math is a sine

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Eat that big nut

me: *makes a post that somehow contains the word “nut”*

you guys comin for my ask box:

[chris1704]

The nut milk

[dennys]

Ah, tis national poetry day. A day of sonnets, couplets, lyric, and rhyme, a day of beauty in language passed to us through time, a day of wordplay and song, emotions bigger than King Kong, a day to express your true love for bathing in a vat of syrup until you’re hairless and numb.

[chris1704]

A haiku:

Oh Australia my home, Denny's is lacking I crave the pancake

[sixpenceee]

GIANT SHRIMP FOUND OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA

An enormous shrimp that measured 18 inches was found off the coast of Florida. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, it is likely to be a mantis shrimp. It’s hammer like claw can lash out at speeds of 50 miles an hour.  It is designed to break through the shells of unsuspecting prey. It was caught by fisherman Steve Bargeron, who also noted the powerful strike of its tail which he wisely steered well clear of. (SOURCE)

[cyrodiil-burns]

NOPE O P E

[association-of-free-people]

“Likely to be”

Can’t we get more definitive?

[mc-bride]

I’ve seen bigger

[association-of-free-people]

That would probably make incredible grouper bait.

[cfreezy]

Is nobody here getting water boiling?

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

That’s cool and all but we should deep fry it and put it on a giant roll

[chris1704]

18 inches goddam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[chris1704]

A background I made

[currybro]

[chris1704]

Please tell me this is fake

[latadelixo]

[skrillex-band-deactivated201606]

chilling

[chris1704]

Free him

[nyokoko]

New Bee Species Drills Nests Out of Solid Rock

Even when softer earth is available for home-building, these bees prefer the hard stuff.

It’s time to leave Earth.

[emery-spotted]

Seeing headlines like these are like reading patch notes that include a new enemy

[iguanamouth]

the bees are named after the native pueblo building sites they sometimes nest in ! and they are Beautiful

[chris1704]

We got those things (or things like em) living in the mortar between the bricks at my school

[dennys]

i am in you.

we are all around you.

[chris1704]

Get away

[sixpenceee]

Meet Ngozi, a western lowland gorilla and her newborn (January, 2014)

(Source)

[chris1704]

Harambe lives on

[sixpenceee]

The demolition of a power plant created this human silhouette. 

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

on that day, mankind received a grim reminder…

[chris1704]

Heyyy that's pretty edgy

[dennys]

true courage would have been replacing the headphone jack with a flapjack

[chris1704]

Shade