[lookatthesefuckingbirds]

This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like

[05am]

[loloftheday]

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

[aerylon]

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.  

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”  

Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.  

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.  

And for anyone wondering about the driver…  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much.

[glyndarling]

That is a very satisfying read.

[sixpenceee]

[kfighter]

#虹 #rainbow

ほぉ．．．これは面白いですね。 上から見る虹。

[minkymanga-art-deactivated20200]

Vampire Princess Miyu, Narumi Kakinouchi (1988)

[wilwheaton]

[starssight]

*touches things*

[80sanime]

[flor-de-lotoo-deactivated202010]

👊🏻

[catchymemes]

[thechrishaley]

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

[gailsimone]

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

[brinconvenient]

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe. In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

[mybodythehandgrenade]

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

[isaia]

SO EMPOWERING

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

Felt a dire need to contribute to the hilarity.

[olgaulanova]

Now I can tell right away he’s a strong male character. Whew! No more confusion.

[eschergirls]

+1 for him doing the boobs and butt pose too.

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

@vulcanette

[lauraantoniou]

Here’s to strong male characters who aren’t afraid to show their masculinity!

[twitterlols]

[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

[dankmemeuniversity]

[everythingfox]

Disney princess 😍

[fuks]

[theapatheticstag]

This was wild

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[catchymemes]