man in the box

Krzysztof 'Chris' Andrzejewski 33 . Mechanic

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Burnt my dinner? Check. Find a place to eat late at night? That unfortunately hasn’t happened yet. It’s just my luck that tonight I messed up on cooking.”

[darius-scott-blog]

“People complaining about the rain like they’re in danger of melting. For a crowd that lives by the ocean you all seem pretty opposed to water.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“What can I say? I have never been one who likes rain.”

[keri-pearl-blog]

“Excuse me, is that your laundry in the dryer?” 

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Yeah, it is. It should be almost done though.”

[sannelarsson]

“Perhaps we should find you bio-hazard suit.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Oh yeah, of course. I’d love to just walk around everywhere in one of those things. I’m sure I wouldn’t get any strange looks.”

[msastridmoreau-blog]

“Door’s on the wall. No one’s forcing you to be here.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Actually I’m kind of forcing myself to be here. I was just looking around for a book for someone.”

[msastridmoreau-blog]

“Are you finished?”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Yeah, I’d rather I wasn’t here either. Yet, here I am, taking up so much space in this room.”

[verosutton-blog]

“You are amazing.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Thanks. I always try to be amazing.”

[sannelarsson]

“It is a pleasure to meet you, and of course I would offer to shake your hand but I do not wish to pick up your illness.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Oh, I completely understand. You don’t have to do that at all. It is great to meet you too.”

[verosutton-blog]

“Please?”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Okay, well, that works perfectly. You’ve got yourself a pity discount.”

[verosutton-blog]

“What does a girl have to do for one? I’m not against sexual favors.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“I think just asking for a pity discount would work fine. I don’t require you having to do anything else.”

[verosutton-blog]

“And… you offer pity discounts?”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Depends. Sometimes I don’t, sometimes I do.”

[verosutton-blog]

“Thanks for the offer, but I’d need a mechanic for that.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Yeah, of course you’d need a mechanic, and I just so happen to be one.”

[verosutton-blog]

“The last time I took public transportation, I actually threw someone out of the bus when it stopped because he grabbed my ass.”

“I can’t say I’m excited to start that up again.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Oh wow. I can see why it’s definitely not something to look forward to. I’d offer to look at your car for you, but there’s really not much I can do.”

[verosutton-blog]

“I might be downing some drinks before I start my day.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“I would not blame you. I’d do the same thing if I had to take the bus.”

[verosutton-blog]

“I think I need more than just a diet cheat. Apparently my catalytic converter is toast in my car. I’m stuck to the bus until I get enough money to fix it. Beautiful, huh?”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Oh, yeah, that actually does sound absolutely beautiful. Don’t you just love how catalytic converters cane be so expensive too? It’s great. I can see why you definitely need more than a diet cheat right now.”

[verosutton-blog]

“My day is getting infinitely worse. I might actually need to cheat on the diet and pig out in frustration.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Ah, well, bad days can sometimes be fixed by eating lots of food. And, of course, cheating on diets. Not always though.”

[sannelarsson]

“I should invest in business cards, but I do not have such a thing right now so I am Sanne.”

[chrisandrzejewski-blog1]

“Yeah, maybe one day you ought to. And I can certainly remember the name Sanne. My name’s Chris, by the way.”