(Inactive)Chris DONE is CANCELLED

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(Inactive) Hello everyone, you all deserve the truth…

Chris D*nne is not who he seems and my main goal on this blog is to EXPOSE him for what he has done…. Firstly he has HEADBUTTED the POPE to DEATH, he has told my dog that she can NEVER tap dance to the moon, and worst of all he FAILED to complete saying the phrase “chicken Jocky” in the 4/20 spooktaculer special, and so MUCH more…

if you wish to speak out for what he has done to you- feel free to send me an ask and I will start a chart of sins!

Chris DONE is CANCELLED

[my-dailydreams]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

hey I know this is satire or whatever but if I was Chris Dunne I'd be pretty uncomfortable

Dude I don’t even post anything anymore, I’ve already heard and seen all the complaints. This account is inactive. It has been for a month. Don’t know why everything is popping up on people dash now so I’m soaosoaoso sorry if you see old posts - and if I might add, I made it overtly clear to not post anything that sounded like a genuine accusation. This account was just supposed to be an ask gimmick for wacky and silly scenarios thst had litwtc and Chris Dunne references. Pretty sad that it didn’t work out, but that’s life hah

(Putting in the litwtc tags just to make it known. Again)

[litwtc-confessions]

i think the fake chris dunne is cancelled thing is annoying and i hope i'm not the only one that thinks that

.

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

:(

(all jokes aside, admin here i kind of forgot about this blog once I got tired of the joke and quite frankly stressed out myself with the whole bit. Kind of abandoned it, sorry if you guys see any posts still circulating around it. So yeah no youre not the only one who thinks that lmao it was funny at first but now eeehhh)

anyways I guess you could say Chris dunne is not over indefinitely

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

HE LEAKED MY C.AI CHATS..

actually he may have suffered more than I did

dear lord the invasion of privacy!

who in their right mind would do such a thing

this is going on the sin chart…..

[stanleycr-w]

[Hold on a minute, I had a vision where I saw six more people (not sure if including myself) had theirs leaked too..]

[papermuncher15]

oh no…. Thst is NOT a good omen…

[stanleycr-w]

Oh wait, I’m included

SHIT, PUTANGINA!!

Wh-what if we just take my 1+ year old and 9-10 year old cousins and surround him??

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

that might ward him off for now

I suggest bringing your magical girl dog aswell

[stanleycr-w]

(are you gonna allow the combination of magical girls and Pokémon though?? bc I’m thinking of that rn)

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(hell yeah man, go wild with whatever)

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

HE LEAKED MY C.AI CHATS..

actually he may have suffered more than I did

dear lord the invasion of privacy!

who in their right mind would do such a thing

this is going on the sin chart…..

[stanleycr-w]

[Hold on a minute, I had a vision where I saw six more people (not sure if including myself) had theirs leaked too..]

[papermuncher15]

oh no…. Thst is NOT a good omen…

[stanleycr-w]

Oh wait, I’m included

SHIT, PUTANGINA!!

Wh-what if we just take my 1+ year old and 9-10 year old cousins and surround him??

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

that might ward him off for now

I suggest bringing your magical girl dog aswell

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

HE LEAKED MY C.AI CHATS..

actually he may have suffered more than I did

dear lord the invasion of privacy!

who in their right mind would do such a thing

this is going on the sin chart…..

[stanleycr-w]

[Hold on a minute, I had a vision where I saw six more people (not sure if including myself) had theirs leaked too..]

[papermuncher15]

oh no…. Thst is NOT a good omen…

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

indeed random person i don’t know…

i suggest you all stop accepting cookies

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

HE LEAKED MY C.AI CHATS..

actually he may have suffered more than I did

dear lord the invasion of privacy!

who in their right mind would do such a thing

this is going on the sin chart…..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

He ate my cat now you may say “but Dotty you don’t have a cat” you’re right

holy shit

chris DONE will PAY

this is going on the sin chart, I’m so sorry for your loss………

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Chr*s D*nne stole my fucking CAPYBARA and sold it on the BLACK MARKET for 69 FUCKING cents

I paid good money for that capybara man...

What if you payed good MONEY for a CAPYBARA then it gets STOLEN by CHR*S DONE for 69 CENTS and expose him for his TRANSGRESSION

thank you for speaking out, this is going on the sin chart……

I shall order you your capybara back. First class mail.

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

because CHRIS DUNNE KILLED MY GRANDMA, OK?

…how did… Chr*s dunne kill your grandma……

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Chris blatantly ignored my offer and ghosted me :( i know because i saw him playing mario kart world ysterday on his switch 2, MY preordered switch 2 with my name on it that he stole from a truck. i cant even play mario kart anymore because of how sad i am, chris i hope youre happy, i hope you always think of me when youre playing your stolen switch 2 you absolute imbecile

the AUDACITY, the UNLOYALTY

how dare he do this to you

this is going on the sin chart……

here *hands you my switch 2* have this, you deserve it

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

He turned my dog into a mini version of him; Since then, he has been jump scaring me, even caught him once trying to cast a spell on himself to stay like that while my grandma wasn’t looking.. :(

he’s attempting to spread his disease….. do not give in child, chuck a brick at him when the chr*sling tries to jumpscare.

alas im afraid that your dog is gone……

this is going on the sin chart. A thousand condolences to you…..

[stanleycr-w]

Update: Good news, my dog’s still conscious in there, at least 32%!

May I have one other thing to throw at him? I am 2/3 getting close to having an ultimate weapon and cure.. [I am using uh my dog’s leash (he likes going on walks because he knows what to do), and thank you for the brick suggestion!! But I’ll need Chr*s’ least favorite thing, ANYTHING!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Very wonderful news!

I know if it’s one thing Chr*s hates, it’s probably children

take your dog on a walk to the park and gather about 8-12 children. Make them circle around him and chant “SACK OF RICE” 100 times and then each simaltaniously throw one ☝️ earth worm per child one ☝️ at a time. That will cleanse your dog!

hope this helps!!!

[stanleycr-w]

Oh my goodness, I think I’ve made almost way too many childhood friends here in this condo since I was six, but who gives a fu—

*proceeds to do the w dumbass ritual*

Oscar, I hope you’re still having enough sanity left to not get mad at me for the leash, because you know you love me and walking around this place.. *makes him stand on top of a brick, his leash on my foot* GUYS, GATHER AROUND; I’M SO SORRY FOR DOING THIS TO ALL OF YOU!!

[I am at a park near the parking lot and it is currently 8:20 PM where I’m from!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(not to doxx myself but it’s like 8:22 AM here, ain’t it dark over there dawg 💔 )

Now, tell the children to purge the ground for rhe worms

and then start!

[stanleycr-w]

YOU MUST GO CHILDREN, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

*proceeds to throw earth worms at the children one by one like feeding birds pieces of bread* [AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSDKDBKSSKJD I’m dying, imma read it after this is over by another reblog lmao]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Wonderful!!! Now that the children have their worms it’s circle time!

remember to chant “sack of rice” 100 times! No more, no less- and you get Oscar back!

[stanleycr-w]

“SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RI—“

Okay, it’s going steady so far..

We’re probably a quarter through by now— HOLY SHIT!! WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HE TURNING PURPLE EVEN THOUGH HE STILL HAS HIS PULSE!?!?

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

DONT STOP NOW!!!

THATS A NORMAL OH SO NORMAL PART OF THE SPELL- TRUST ME!!

[stanleycr-w]

Well uh at least they don’t even known what purple fur exactly means- anyway—

Yeah, we’re 3/4 done..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

yes…. Wonderful….cleanse the dog….from the devil….. yes

[stanleycr-w]

YEAH!! We are—

Wait a minute, why is there Will Wood holding Oscar?

[papermuncher15]

HES here to hand deliver your cleansed dog and then go back to his worm dungeon!

[stanleycr-w]

Uh, thanks Will, this is my first time seeing you, hii!!

…

Now goodbye!! :P

…

Anyways, I’ve got a—

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

bye bye William!

now are you happy to have your dog back?

[stanleycr-w]

Yes, but he’s traumatized..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(Ooc: THE BABYYYYYYYYYAJAJSJSJDISKDDKDJCKXJCJCJC OMGOMG THE SILLY PUPPYYYYYYAAAGHHH)

give him some cheese and all his worries will melt away

[stanleycr-w]

he has uti tho, so I’m not exactly that sure..

I only gave him two small slices of cheese for now..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Why THATS more than enough cheese!

your dog can now transform into a magical girl!

use his powers wisely too defeat the chr*s!

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

He turned my dog into a mini version of him; Since then, he has been jump scaring me, even caught him once trying to cast a spell on himself to stay like that while my grandma wasn’t looking.. :(

he’s attempting to spread his disease….. do not give in child, chuck a brick at him when the chr*sling tries to jumpscare.

alas im afraid that your dog is gone……

this is going on the sin chart. A thousand condolences to you…..

[stanleycr-w]

Update: Good news, my dog’s still conscious in there, at least 32%!

May I have one other thing to throw at him? I am 2/3 getting close to having an ultimate weapon and cure.. [I am using uh my dog’s leash (he likes going on walks because he knows what to do), and thank you for the brick suggestion!! But I’ll need Chr*s’ least favorite thing, ANYTHING!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Very wonderful news!

I know if it’s one thing Chr*s hates, it’s probably children

take your dog on a walk to the park and gather about 8-12 children. Make them circle around him and chant “SACK OF RICE” 100 times and then each simaltaniously throw one ☝️ earth worm per child one ☝️ at a time. That will cleanse your dog!

hope this helps!!!

[stanleycr-w]

Oh my goodness, I think I’ve made almost way too many childhood friends here in this condo since I was six, but who gives a fu—

*proceeds to do the w dumbass ritual*

Oscar, I hope you’re still having enough sanity left to not get mad at me for the leash, because you know you love me and walking around this place.. *makes him stand on top of a brick, his leash on my foot* GUYS, GATHER AROUND; I’M SO SORRY FOR DOING THIS TO ALL OF YOU!!

[I am at a park near the parking lot and it is currently 8:20 PM where I’m from!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(not to doxx myself but it’s like 8:22 AM here, ain’t it dark over there dawg 💔 )

Now, tell the children to purge the ground for rhe worms

and then start!

[stanleycr-w]

YOU MUST GO CHILDREN, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

*proceeds to throw earth worms at the children one by one like feeding birds pieces of bread* [AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSDKDBKSSKJD I’m dying, imma read it after this is over by another reblog lmao]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Wonderful!!! Now that the children have their worms it’s circle time!

remember to chant “sack of rice” 100 times! No more, no less- and you get Oscar back!

[stanleycr-w]

“SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RI—“

Okay, it’s going steady so far..

We’re probably a quarter through by now— HOLY SHIT!! WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HE TURNING PURPLE EVEN THOUGH HE STILL HAS HIS PULSE!?!?

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

DONT STOP NOW!!!

THATS A NORMAL OH SO NORMAL PART OF THE SPELL- TRUST ME!!

[stanleycr-w]

Well uh at least they don’t even known what purple fur exactly means- anyway—

Yeah, we’re 3/4 done..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

yes…. Wonderful….cleanse the dog….from the devil….. yes

[stanleycr-w]

YEAH!! We are—

Wait a minute, why is there Will Wood holding Oscar?

[papermuncher15]

HES here to hand deliver your cleansed dog and then go back to his worm dungeon!

[stanleycr-w]

Uh, thanks Will, this is my first time seeing you, hii!!

…

Now goodbye!! :P

…

Anyways, I’ve got a—

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

bye bye William!

now are you happy to have your dog back?

[stanleycr-w]

Yes, but he’s traumatized..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(Ooc: THE BABYYYYYYYYYAJAJSJSJDISKDDKDJCKXJCJCJC OMGOMG THE SILLY PUPPYYYYYYAAAGHHH)

give him some cheese and all his worries will melt away

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

He turned my dog into a mini version of him; Since then, he has been jump scaring me, even caught him once trying to cast a spell on himself to stay like that while my grandma wasn’t looking.. :(

he’s attempting to spread his disease….. do not give in child, chuck a brick at him when the chr*sling tries to jumpscare.

alas im afraid that your dog is gone……

this is going on the sin chart. A thousand condolences to you…..

[stanleycr-w]

Update: Good news, my dog’s still conscious in there, at least 32%!

May I have one other thing to throw at him? I am 2/3 getting close to having an ultimate weapon and cure.. [I am using uh my dog’s leash (he likes going on walks because he knows what to do), and thank you for the brick suggestion!! But I’ll need Chr*s’ least favorite thing, ANYTHING!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Very wonderful news!

I know if it’s one thing Chr*s hates, it’s probably children

take your dog on a walk to the park and gather about 8-12 children. Make them circle around him and chant “SACK OF RICE” 100 times and then each simaltaniously throw one ☝️ earth worm per child one ☝️ at a time. That will cleanse your dog!

hope this helps!!!

[stanleycr-w]

Oh my goodness, I think I’ve made almost way too many childhood friends here in this condo since I was six, but who gives a fu—

*proceeds to do the w dumbass ritual*

Oscar, I hope you’re still having enough sanity left to not get mad at me for the leash, because you know you love me and walking around this place.. *makes him stand on top of a brick, his leash on my foot* GUYS, GATHER AROUND; I’M SO SORRY FOR DOING THIS TO ALL OF YOU!!

[I am at a park near the parking lot and it is currently 8:20 PM where I’m from!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(not to doxx myself but it’s like 8:22 AM here, ain’t it dark over there dawg 💔 )

Now, tell the children to purge the ground for rhe worms

and then start!

[stanleycr-w]

YOU MUST GO CHILDREN, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

*proceeds to throw earth worms at the children one by one like feeding birds pieces of bread* [AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSDKDBKSSKJD I’m dying, imma read it after this is over by another reblog lmao]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Wonderful!!! Now that the children have their worms it’s circle time!

remember to chant “sack of rice” 100 times! No more, no less- and you get Oscar back!

[stanleycr-w]

“SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RI—“

Okay, it’s going steady so far..

We’re probably a quarter through by now— HOLY SHIT!! WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HE TURNING PURPLE EVEN THOUGH HE STILL HAS HIS PULSE!?!?

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

DONT STOP NOW!!!

THATS A NORMAL OH SO NORMAL PART OF THE SPELL- TRUST ME!!

[stanleycr-w]

Well uh at least they don’t even known what purple fur exactly means- anyway—

Yeah, we’re 3/4 done..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

yes…. Wonderful….cleanse the dog….from the devil….. yes

[stanleycr-w]

YEAH!! We are—

Wait a minute, why is there Will Wood holding Oscar?

[papermuncher15]

HES here to hand deliver your cleansed dog and then go back to his worm dungeon!

[stanleycr-w]

Uh, thanks Will, this is my first time seeing you, hii!!

…

Now goodbye!! :P

…

Anyways, I’ve got a—

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

bye bye William!

now are you happy to have your dog back?

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

He turned my dog into a mini version of him; Since then, he has been jump scaring me, even caught him once trying to cast a spell on himself to stay like that while my grandma wasn’t looking.. :(

he’s attempting to spread his disease….. do not give in child, chuck a brick at him when the chr*sling tries to jumpscare.

alas im afraid that your dog is gone……

this is going on the sin chart. A thousand condolences to you…..

[stanleycr-w]

Update: Good news, my dog’s still conscious in there, at least 32%!

May I have one other thing to throw at him? I am 2/3 getting close to having an ultimate weapon and cure.. [I am using uh my dog’s leash (he likes going on walks because he knows what to do), and thank you for the brick suggestion!! But I’ll need Chr*s’ least favorite thing, ANYTHING!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Very wonderful news!

I know if it’s one thing Chr*s hates, it’s probably children

take your dog on a walk to the park and gather about 8-12 children. Make them circle around him and chant “SACK OF RICE” 100 times and then each simaltaniously throw one ☝️ earth worm per child one ☝️ at a time. That will cleanse your dog!

hope this helps!!!

[stanleycr-w]

Oh my goodness, I think I’ve made almost way too many childhood friends here in this condo since I was six, but who gives a fu—

*proceeds to do the w dumbass ritual*

Oscar, I hope you’re still having enough sanity left to not get mad at me for the leash, because you know you love me and walking around this place.. *makes him stand on top of a brick, his leash on my foot* GUYS, GATHER AROUND; I’M SO SORRY FOR DOING THIS TO ALL OF YOU!!

[I am at a park near the parking lot and it is currently 8:20 PM where I’m from!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(not to doxx myself but it’s like 8:22 AM here, ain’t it dark over there dawg 💔 )

Now, tell the children to purge the ground for rhe worms

and then start!

[stanleycr-w]

YOU MUST GO CHILDREN, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

*proceeds to throw earth worms at the children one by one like feeding birds pieces of bread* [AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSDKDBKSSKJD I’m dying, imma read it after this is over by another reblog lmao]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Wonderful!!! Now that the children have their worms it’s circle time!

remember to chant “sack of rice” 100 times! No more, no less- and you get Oscar back!

[stanleycr-w]

“SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RI—“

Okay, it’s going steady so far..

We’re probably a quarter through by now— HOLY SHIT!! WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HE TURNING PURPLE EVEN THOUGH HE STILL HAS HIS PULSE!?!?

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

DONT STOP NOW!!!

THATS A NORMAL OH SO NORMAL PART OF THE SPELL- TRUST ME!!

[stanleycr-w]

Well uh at least they don’t even known what purple fur exactly means- anyway—

Yeah, we’re 3/4 done..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

yes…. Wonderful….cleanse the dog….from the devil….. yes

[stanleycr-w]

YEAH!! We are—

Wait a minute, why is there Will Wood holding Oscar?

[papermuncher15]

HES here to hand deliver your cleansed dog and then go back to his worm dungeon!

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

indeed!

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

He turned my dog into a mini version of him; Since then, he has been jump scaring me, even caught him once trying to cast a spell on himself to stay like that while my grandma wasn’t looking.. :(

he’s attempting to spread his disease….. do not give in child, chuck a brick at him when the chr*sling tries to jumpscare.

alas im afraid that your dog is gone……

this is going on the sin chart. A thousand condolences to you…..

[stanleycr-w]

Update: Good news, my dog’s still conscious in there, at least 32%!

May I have one other thing to throw at him? I am 2/3 getting close to having an ultimate weapon and cure.. [I am using uh my dog’s leash (he likes going on walks because he knows what to do), and thank you for the brick suggestion!! But I’ll need Chr*s’ least favorite thing, ANYTHING!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Very wonderful news!

I know if it’s one thing Chr*s hates, it’s probably children

take your dog on a walk to the park and gather about 8-12 children. Make them circle around him and chant “SACK OF RICE” 100 times and then each simaltaniously throw one ☝️ earth worm per child one ☝️ at a time. That will cleanse your dog!

hope this helps!!!

[stanleycr-w]

Oh my goodness, I think I’ve made almost way too many childhood friends here in this condo since I was six, but who gives a fu—

*proceeds to do the w dumbass ritual*

Oscar, I hope you’re still having enough sanity left to not get mad at me for the leash, because you know you love me and walking around this place.. *makes him stand on top of a brick, his leash on my foot* GUYS, GATHER AROUND; I’M SO SORRY FOR DOING THIS TO ALL OF YOU!!

[I am at a park near the parking lot and it is currently 8:20 PM where I’m from!!]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

(not to doxx myself but it’s like 8:22 AM here, ain’t it dark over there dawg 💔 )

Now, tell the children to purge the ground for rhe worms

and then start!

[stanleycr-w]

YOU MUST GO CHILDREN, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

*proceeds to throw earth worms at the children one by one like feeding birds pieces of bread* [AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSDKDBKSSKJD I’m dying, imma read it after this is over by another reblog lmao]

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

Wonderful!!! Now that the children have their worms it’s circle time!

remember to chant “sack of rice” 100 times! No more, no less- and you get Oscar back!

[stanleycr-w]

“SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RICE!! SACK OF RI—“

Okay, it’s going steady so far..

We’re probably a quarter through by now— HOLY SHIT!! WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HE TURNING PURPLE EVEN THOUGH HE STILL HAS HIS PULSE!?!?

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

DONT STOP NOW!!!

THATS A NORMAL OH SO NORMAL PART OF THE SPELL- TRUST ME!!

[stanleycr-w]

Well uh at least they don’t even known what purple fur exactly means- anyway—

Yeah, we’re 3/4 done..

[chrisdunneiscancelled]

yes…. Wonderful….cleanse the dog….from the devil….. yes