America's Ass

You probably know me as Captain America. Chris. Actor. Single. {Not the real Chris Evans, nor do I claim to be or know him. Just a roleplay blog.}

[scarjohqrp]

Okay….well come on over and we can find a dumb film to watch, I’ll order pizza and we can do dinner. How does that work for you?

[chrisevanshqrp]

That sounds amazing. I'll bring Dodger and I offer up cuddles from both of us!

[scarjohqrp]

I might be? Why? Did you want to play with me? What about one of your other female friends?

[chrisevanshqrp]

Are you saying you don’t want me to play with you? We’ve always been good for things like that for each other. So, come out and play and I will pay for dinner.

[scarjohqrp]

I’m in New York this week for a premiere, hence why Rose is still with her dad. I think we may be able to leave the puppy with him. So that way Rose can care for him on a more regular basis.

[chrisevanshqrp]

That is actually the best way to do that. She will learn alot caring for a puppy. But what about you? Are you free to come out and play?

[scarjohqrp]

I know that but where am I suppose to keep said puppy Christopher? I don’t exactly have a way to get it back from France and to New York easily. Not to mention from New York to LA.

[chrisevanshqrp]

Are you still in Budapest? Cuz it would be easy enough to pick the pup up with Rose when you go to get her from her dad. Then you could all travel back to NYC together.

[scarjohqrp]

My daughter FaceTimed me this afternoon and told me she had exciting news. She then proceeded to tell me that her father got her a puppy. I’m not sure if I want to hug my ex or punch him in the face for such a huge purchase.

[chrisevanshqrp]

Puppies can be an amazing thing though. I mean, remember when I brought Dodger to visit you guys this summer? She was so excited!

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: Yes he is, don't worry about that

Chris: Good. I will set him straight if he doesn't

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: Don't mention him too much I'll get too sad that I can't see him

Chris: He's treating you correctly right?!

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: I can't it's too cute!

Chris: I feel the same way about you and your boyfriend. You two are ADORABLE together.

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: I'm crying! This is amazing! Does she know anything about it? Like is it even in her mindset that you might get engaged??

Chris: We've talked about it a little bit. Not seriously but it has come up a couple of times when we talk. I want to surprise her though when I actually ask.

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: Have you spoke to Seb about it? Or RDJ? I'm sure he has good advice.

Chris: I have spoken to RDJ. He gave me a few ideas of what Brie might like in terms of ways to propose

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: Wow.

Kaz: Just wow

Kaz: y'all have been together since early November when are you putting a ring on it?

Chris: What? That is kinda my perogative as her boyfriend/eventual husband.

Chris: I have a plan for when I'm going to do it. Just playing things close to the vest for now.

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: Why you? You have Brie??

Chris: I meant so I don't have to share Brie with ANYONE!!

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: No Mackie is oogling at Scarjo but I can't blame him

Kaz: I'll take Scarjo too

Chris: She is definitely oogle worthy. And she deserves a bit of happiness for once.

Chris: Oh good. She will put in a good word for me.

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: Well damn.

Kaz: Yup!

Chris: You'll have to take up the fight with Margot.

Chris: Hahahaha nice. Does Mackie have any clue at all?

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: Because she'd let you share her

Kaz: I think so? Pom told me.

Chris: I know but I already share her with Margot.

Chris: Well I'll be damned.

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@scarjohqrp

[chrisevanshqrp]

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Kaz: Rude.

Kaz: She likes Mackie doesn't she?

Chris: How is that rude???!!!

Chris: Does she?!?!?!?!