I Might Never Get Where I'm Going

But then again I might 😉

[transposers]

My wedding vows are going to be solely Ezra Koenig tweets

[synthpopcorn]

will you take this man to be your husband? 

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[fato--profugus]

We’re up all night to get spoopy

we’re up all night to get spoopy

we’re up all night to get spoopy

we’re up all night to get spoopy

[mollymullikin-blog]

The last one FUCK ING KILLED ME

[keroa]

OH MY GOD THERES MORE

[butchcetacean]

IT’S JULY

[starsarejustplasma]

END THIS

[chrisi-mac]

I mean if Burky needs a place to stay my house is open

[felsicgay-deactivated20200528]

Unfortunately men are hot sometimes

[stability]

honestly what is this

[explainervideo]

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

[voidbat]

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

[moonlightandmarble]

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

[sharkpilot]

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

[cyanhyena]

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

[thecybersmith]

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…

[homofied]

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day

[rogerina-is-a-killer-queen]

Person: you're only into Queen and Elton John because of the new movies coming out

Me *a kid from 2000 who grew up with Ella Enchanted*: sure

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[anonymusgeek]

twin floof balls

[chrisi-mac]

Talking to this guy on hinge

And he loves hockey and I may be in love. Like it’s all we’ve talked about

[grimrhythms]

[babyanimalgifs]

“YOU DID THIS TO ME”

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

I should not have laughed that hard at this…

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[callunacthulhu]

I can’t get over how well this fits

[thebootydiaries]

told my mom i wanna drop out of uni and marry rich and she said “what rich guy would wanna marry u” she right

[hockeyismyreligon]

“No one is ever too busy, it’s about priorities.”

—

my life motto

(if someone meant the world to you, you’d always find time)