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[chrislohss-blog]

Just finished up another order...I'm glad I started doing engraving, it feels good to really personalize my rings for you guys! I want to thank everyone for their support along the way!

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Fireworks in reverse

[jeniphyer]

I was waiting for someone to hit me with the snapchat filters 

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

😍

[chrislohss-blog]

Check out this item in my Etsy shop

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Check out this item in my Etsy shop

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Check out this item in my Etsy shop

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun. I’m not even mad

[chrislohss-blog]

Check out this item in my Etsy shop

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Check out this item in my Etsy shop

[gifsboom]

Video: Pirate Cat is Comin’ Fer Yer Booty

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[karenhurley]

Smart ideas for Smarter cities

[giulialovesit]

IBM’s marketing team shitting all over competition

[tastefullyoffensive]

[epic-humor]

Animals Growing Up

[eatfithappiness]

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

[missmania244]

The turtle one

[hiowl-deactivated20171214]

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

[sassysharay]

Is that tom from myspace?

[done]

this is precious

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[stability]

[instagram]

Extreme Pumpkin Carving with @jon_neill

For more extreme pumpkin-carving exploits, follow @jon_neill on Instagram.

Most people don’t lift weights to prepare to carve a Halloween pumpkin. But for Jon Neill (@jon_neill), daily upper body workouts are required for the 850-pound (385-kilogram) behemoths he sculpts at live audience shows throughout the season. “You need good core strength and endurance in your shoulders because you have your arms out in front of you all day long pulling through material,” he says.

Jon honed his skills in Hollywood, sculpting dinosaurs for The Lost World: Jurassic Park, and is now invited to compete at extreme food TV shows and events. Using a customized vegetable peeler and carving tools, Jon pulls his designs through the meaty flesh of the pumpkin, drawing inspiration for the character from the squash’s size and shape. “I like heroic-looking pumpkins, which normal people wouldn’t find unless they get to the farm,” he says. “Then people are like ‘oh my gosh’ when you carve it — it gives it a supernatural extraordinary feel.”

Jon gains supreme enjoyment from the nostalgia and stories people share with him when he is carving live at Halloween events. “In America, everyone has carved a jack-o’-lantern, and they all have a family experience which is repeated year after year,” he says. “I am taking this experience everyone is familiar with and I’m turbo-charging it.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Price is Right is just an hour long advertisement disguised as a game show

[dabhabit]

When I was in the hospital I was roomed with a schizophrenic And she was the most gentle person I have ever met There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck Who told very funny jokes A girl who never spoke a word Would draw the most beautiful pictures The boy who shook with anxiety Could hold the most intelligent conversations Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin Had a heart the size of the ocean We are not who you think we are

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[sizvideos]

Video

[atop-the-treetop]

This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

[chrislohss-blog]

Cool