More Random Voice Chat Sentences!
“Oh that’s nice. Somebody go and like a bunch of shit so I don’t have to look at dick.”
“Singing in other languages always sounds better not in your language.”
“Tobouscus sounds like a disease.”
“What’s wrong? Oh, I’ve got Tobuscus.”
“Aggressive typing in Russian.”
“I moved from my room to the bathroom.”
“Ew, there’s a truck in my old driveway.”
“I think our Bird Mom is dead.”
“My family calls me by this name, and because you are my family, I want you to call me by this name too.”
“My last name is Basic Bitch.”
“My last name is fuck you.”
“Okay, who’s name is fuck me?!”
“Oh my God, Russian’s taking over.”
“Who do I have to ban from my Christian Minecraft Server?!”
“I have Minecraft, but I don’t know how servers work.”
“I don’t know how Minecraft works.”
“I don’t know how life works.”
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BEING SAID.”
“…now we’re just laughing at silence, and I don’t understand.”
“To be fair, my name is silence.”
“So whenever it’s pure silent, everyone is screaming my name.”
“……………………………………………okay this is too ominous.”
“Am I having a stroke?! What are you saying?!”
“I have no idea what you’re laughing at…”
“I know what I said, I know what it means in your stupid American!!”
“There’s a cat in my pants.”
“You’ve heard of ‘there’s a snake in my boot,’ now get ready for ‘there’s a cat in my pants’.”
“Wait, do you guys not have three legs??”
“What if…there’s a human body…”
“You sound like a mad scientist, I hope you realize that.”
“What if humans didn’t have feet.”
“Fleshy rectangles. That’s what toes are.”
“Ahh. Zhe fleeting idea.”
“Just imagine if your veins like glowed in the dark.”
“You know what…It’d be harder to hide a body…”
“I wanna say one thing before I go to sleep…Fuck you.”
“I’m not even going to eat it, I’m just gonna put it ontop of my face, and absorb it through my face molecules…”
“I come back to panty shots of cars!”
“Don’t you just hate it when your boob shoots somebody?”
“Don’t you just hate it when somebody makes you laugh so hard that lasers come out of your boobs?”
“Oh my God, that’s what you meant by car panty shot…”
“Her fucking boobs turned into fucking tanks. What the fuck???”
“Ah yes, Boob-Berry. My favorite anime.”
“No, I’m just rubbing the microphone awkwardly with my finger…”
“’-Itis’ is a suffix meaning, ‘swelling of the.’ So saying ‘Oldmanitis’ is saying ‘swelling of the old man’…which is really gross now that I’m saying it out loud.”
“I kinda want her to be dead again…which is kinda horrible…”
“___ THE IGNORER! ___ THE IGNORER!”
“WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!”
“…Jevil. Yes. The Cuphead boss.”
“I got dumb bitch disease, you can’t call me out.”
“Hello, welcome back. Can you explain Muppet Nudity to me?”
“1, 2, 3, 4, who the fuck likes chicken porn? 5, 6, 7, 8, Muppet Nudity to…uuuhh….I’m not gonna say that to a minor.”
“Oh yeah, she was shot in the head. Killed instantly.”
“I am the Magical Box of Mystery and Wonder~ OooooOOOOoooOOOooooh!”
“I get it if the name is something unique like…Shanooshka.”
“I feel like you’d be arrested for fucking an oreo.”
“Dude I don’t even know who that is and I’m still laughing!!”
“Dude, I hate him! He deserves to die!!”
“I genuinely have no idea what the fuck is going on?”
“Fucking fanart, not fanfart!!”
“Goddamn it, my ear just randomly started hurting.”
“And you’re cutting the fuck out!”
“And I’m over sharing at this point, so I guess that’s my queue to go the fuck to sleep!”