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I repost random trash related to Fire Emblem, Girl's Frontline, and memes! I also rarely upload art. Feel free to ignore my rare Korean posts haha! Find me on Deviantart (username: PaperStash)

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if you are 13 and there is a 17/18 year old showing interest in you: please run away and never look back. i understand that you feel special; that older person will tell you how mature you are and make you feel special. but please. run away from that person. stay away from them. they do not love you. an 18 year old should not have ANY interest in a 13 year old. please. please be safe. please do not let them manipulate you. they are dangerous. stay away from them

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please reblog this post. please spread this message. please protect 13 year olds who can so easily be hurt.

[kurocatworld]

By  DYX‏ @asdiandyx  Source: twitter

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[ramenuzumaki]

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

[knockfivetimes]

FYI

[star-wars-prequel-memes]

[sandandglass]

[mega-s03]

We don’t deserve this man

Ray Chase’s tweet

[stunningpicture]

So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane

[typette-deactivated20150825]

you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane

[muchneededmerch]

I’d say he’s pretty hip

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

[drethelin]

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

[shitifindon]

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

[featurelessorb]

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

[thehypnobunny]

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

[lauramkaye]

Bless you for making it scan

[kazoomusic]

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

[kazoomusic]

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

[callmebliss]

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

[laughingmagpye]

@kazoo-goddess , you have a new challenge.

[kazoo-goddess]

You’re on!

[blog-493629846]

finally hit 2 followers

[joybare-deactivated20201118]

why the fuck would you hit 2 innocent people

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

What do you expect from him, he was being followed!!!!

[thekimersonshow]

Hoping the Mii Fighter costumes are in Smash Bros Ultimate so I can do this

[aku-no-homu]

美好時光 by artist 布肝維爾島 (weibo)

[crystalgemme]

Apparently Nickelodeon wants to build an attraction in Palawan, Philippines . 

This might seem fun for some people, but for us it’s not. 

You see, Palawan is known for its non-commercialized islands and untouched beaches. There are only a few resorts in there, and the government limits tourism population there. Here are some pictures of our beautiful islands:

Nickelodeon, however, wants to capitalize the island of Coron, Palawan. They’re going to build a resort and theme park there. They claim that they want to “spread environmental awareness” but they’re really not. Building this resort will disrupt the marine ecosystem; thus destroying the environment there. Also, Palawan is our last ecological frontier in the Philippines. If they’re going to continue to do this, more and more big companies will cash-in to commercialize Palawan- and I really do not want that to happen.

I know petitions won’t do much, but at least we can prove a point that Palawan should not be disrupted. Please sign this petition, so that it will not only show that us Filipinxs don’t want this, but people from different countries as well. Please spread it around as well, so that people from different countries can be aware of what Nickelodeon is doing.

Ang aming kalikasan ay hindi dapat sirain. Maraming salamat po.

[cappucinotarts]

Gotta spread this myself. I’m Filipina and the conservation of home is incredibly important to me. Pollution is already a huge issue throughout the country’s cities. Many islands including Palawan are home to not just beautiful nature but some of the last of our untouched, uncolonized heritage.

[buddhabrot]

wtf

[fuyusarah]

NO. PLEASE NO. I LEGIT CRIED WHEN I READ THE NEWS ARTICLE. The article is in a legit news network. It’s not fake. MY CHEST HURTS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. The developers say it won’t hurt the environment but artificial structures are artificial structures. PLEASE. PLEASE. NO.

I CAN ONLY HOPE THE PETITION IS GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. I SIGNED IT SO FAST.

EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT FILIPINO, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST. PLEASE.

[laguzmage]

ST AR15: Does our life even have meaning? What does it mean to “live” if “Living” for us means nonstop combat? When we’re repaired, are we the same unit as before, or something new entirely? Does this unit have a soul?

UMP45: One time I self destructed after 9 said I was “The Bomb” and it was the funniest shi-

[laguzmage]

ST AR15: Does our life even have meaning? What does it mean to “live” if “Living” for us means nonstop combat? When we’re repaired, are we the same unit as before, or something new entirely? Does this unit have a soul?

UMP45: One time I self destructed after 9 said I was “The Bomb” and it was the funniest shi-

[chrisraccoon]

good morning everyone i’m here to anger yall Girl’s Frontline fans

i’m the one who took the username “soppu”

and never finished the tutorial

in the name of sopmod i’ll start to actually play the NA server

end me if you must