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“who cares, nothing matters, no one knows anything, everything sucks.”

[seagrot]

the sun blinds my lesbian eyes when i drive to school in the morning. its homophobic and i wont tolera

[seelcudoom]

[ayanak-archive]

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[featurelessorb]

what up tumblr. i am now officially legally employed by a real legitimate company that pays taxes, making $$, soon to be making $$$. i opened a new bank account yesterday and the nice bank lady said i should buy a house. crazy

[flockofdoves]

[neilcicierega]

[reitzwritesrights]

NO

SOME OF THEM ARE TRUE BUT PLEASE PEOPLE STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE DID NOT DROP OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, HE LEFT HIGH SCHOOL TO GO TO COLLEGE EARLY

HE SLEPT WITH HIS WIFE AND MADE PERVERTED JOKES HAD MULTIPLE AFFAIRS I’M PRETTY SURE THE DUDE KNEW WHAT SEX WAS

HE WAS PRETTY MUCH A NORMAL HUMAN BEING OKAY

A LOT OF THESE ARE JUST NORMAL HUMAN THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO; THEY’RE NOT REMARKABLE IN ANY WAY

ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS A HUMAN BEING ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS A HUMAN BEING NOT A MYTHICAL GOD-CREATURE INCAPABLE OF BEING GOOFY OR MAKING MISTAKES We need to stop treating historical figures like oddities or curiosities, okay? Yeah, Albert Einstein was a genius, but he was also a joker, prone to awkwardness, and liked to make his wife laugh. He was just a human being.

[neilcicierega]

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

[buzzfeed]

[kikithegirl]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

[nudne]

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

[kirbymongerr]

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario 64, getting hit by a Boo in the bridge room in Big Boo’s Haunt with two units of health remaining in such a manner that Mario is pushed onto the bridge while dying results in this unusual behavior. The mansion unloads completely, while the skybox of the area outside the mansion becomes visible. Finally, the bridge itself comes into view, being the only object remaining in the scene, while the death fade-out activates. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: myself (Super Mario 64 (VC) in Wii emulator)

[estradiol]

[unofficial-estonia]

If you’re having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this:

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

me dragging my blanket around the whole damn house cuz all of me must be toasty

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[altonin-deactivated20181007]

If you can’t make 0 note posts about things nobody else cares about with pride then where is the commitment to your authentic self

[datarep]

Density map of stars on national flags

[nitramgniknilra]

Me vision when I get bump on me noggin

[featurelessorb]

scary-monsters-and-super-creeps mentioned you in a post

@featurelessorb​ i really like all my housemates, actually, i'm just not sure they're very good at balancing priorities and handling conflicts of needs well. it's a new space, so i'm hopeful that things will improve.

yeah i liked all the people in the house (for the week or so i was there). i just think there’s always going to be friction with that many people. all group housing i’ve seen had some drama. the warehouse just had drama mixed with the coolest space i’ve ever seen. but i’ve never lived in a group house. accommodating two peoples’ needs is more than enough for me. i couldn’t deal with the lack of control

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could

[kraftpunk]

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[sparrow-va]

This feels like a YouTube poop in the form of an image post