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"But if you close your eyes. Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?"

[iiwhe]

Mate, I locked myself in my room and stayed in there for literally two weeks. No one can blame us, though, because who would pick life over Friends? Someone who’s weak and won’t survive the winter, that’s who. Who’s your favorite character in the show?

[chrissyfck]

Joey is! He always tends to make me laugh. What about you?

[bloomhq]

Well quit being so curious and try some shit out. You’re practically the virgin mother mary. 

[chrissyfck]

Excuse me?! I.. wow. Thanks.

[ajogsx]

“Well I know I should win but I know Wesley has been treating his women right as well so I will share.”

[chrissyfck]

I know he has.. But to Nina, he wins that award. To me, you win that award and my heart.

[ajogsx]

“Because I wanna talk to your dad about something and hang out with the family.”

[chrissyfck]

Oh, okay.. Aw, you’re so sweet. Definitely the best boyfriend in the whole world award goes to you.

[lbrkylie]

“Yeah, he is —— was that sarcasm ? I can’t tell. I mean, I have my pups. And I would feel pretty bad if you came over and all I was doing was wallowing in self-pity.”

[chrissyfck]

No, it wasn’t at all! It’s alright! We can have some fun, it’ll help you get your mind off of things.

[lbrkylie]

“Luke Hemmings, actually. I wouldn’t actually know who you were dating, either, so don’t feel bad. I’m alright, I guess. Trying to keep myself busy, I suppose.”

[chrissyfck]

Oh, Luke! He’s a great lad. Glad you said so, I felt really bad..  I guess I can always come over if you need company?

[lbrkylie]

“Not at the moment, do. Just busy, I guess. You as well, Chrissy. How’re you ?”

[chrissyfck]

Oh.. If you dont mind me asking, who is your boyfriend? I’m great, thanks for asking. How about you, love?

[lbrkylie]

“I mean, I’m glad he does that for you. I’m sure mine would too if he were around. It’s no big deal or anything, though. I can manage, I guess. Anyway, I’m Kylie.”

[chrissyfck]

He’s at tour, or something? I know who you are. But, It’s finally nice to meet you. I’m Chrissy.

[lbrkylie]

“Isn’t it, though ? Because like —— it makes you wonder what your significant other sees in you that others don’t and why they even bother to look. I don’t know, I think too much on it. I should really learn to drop things and leave them as they are.”

[chrissyfck]

I don’t think about it too much.. My boyfriend usually gets my mind off of it, and I’m glad he does.

[lbrkylie]

 “Nothing screams fandom more than having 99% of your boyfriend’s fanbase hate the person you’ve chosen to be just because you get to be that person with their favorite band member.” 

[lbrkylie]

[chrissyfck]

Exactly how things usually are.. It’s upsetting.

[kelscys-blog]

Good plan. Unless he can’t be bothered either. Then you’re both shit out of luck.

[chrissyfck]

I’ll be quite upset, actually. 

[kelscys-blog]

Just know I warned you. Well that’s unfortunate, your loss I suppose.

[chrissyfck]

I’ll keep that in mind.. I just might ask my boyfriend to get me some.. I guess its a win, rather than a loss.

[bloomhq]

Like you’re hoping someone will turn your life into a Shakespearean play, or a disney movie or some shit. Oh I wonder about what it’d be like to live a real life and do adventurous things. Like I feel as if you’re on the verge of breaking out into song. 

[chrissyfck]

I guess I’m just being curious.

[sutttontm]

Looks like I’m getting pizza then. Wicked.

[chrissyfck]

Nuh-uh. Not so fast.. You’ve got to share, I mean.. who helped you out on choosing what to get? Exactly. Me.

[kelscys-blog]

If you’d like to destroy your taste buds be my guest. What’s stopping you from getting them then?

[chrissyfck]

I’ll think about it.. I don’t want to get up.

[bloomhq]

Please stop talking like that. 

[chrissyfck]

Like what?

[sutttontm]

Is that the first or the second? I can never remember.

[chrissyfck]

The second one, obviously choose the better choice from the two.