Uppers and Downers

Avan Jogia; I'm a love master

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Avan;

“No, I’m being totally serious. I’ve been at it since I was, and when it got the average age of getting a job, I had two movies booked that year. You were? I’m kinda jealous.”

“I want your life. I wish I never had that job because to be honest it fucking sucked ass. Well if you ever use my name at the taco bell in west hollywood you will have free free for life. Just say you’re my girlfriend and they will hand it to you.”

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“So I walked into Universal and the first thing that happens is I get slapped by some random girl who said I did her wrong. Sadly,I never have seen her before. Well fuck. Anyways,Who wants to go visit spongebob with me.”

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GiGi;

Being pregnant brings you a lot of emotions that you never even knew you had. Like this morning for example, I bawled my eyes out cause we were out of apples. Or that moment when I realized it’s my birthday in three days and I still haven’t baked half of the things I should’ve baked by now. Then I remembered, these are the sort of things that comes along with a pregnant brain. I only have to deal with it for nine months. Think about elephants. They’re pregnant for twenty months. That is just insane.

“Well,you should stock up on apples and make that husband of yours cook because you deserve some alone time with apples and wine.”

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Zayn;

i was taking out the garbage today and i realized that the wife and i eat W A Y too much in n out. i think half the rubbish in our bins were carry out from them. at what point do you have to stop and consider going to in n out rehab?

“If you guys find a rehab for that let me know because we are all in the same boat. I’m Avan and we need to be best friends.”

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Liana;

Is this a bad time to admit the only job I’ve ever had was acting? I was a waitress for a week, but that was for a role. How am I going to handle this weekend? Answer - I’m not. Anyway, how’s everyone been?

“You’re kidding me right? You have only been an actress your whole life? Even I was an assistant manager for a taco bell.”

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Text: Jogia 🇨🇦

Liz: Props, naked is always a plus.

Liz: You're a loon. When has that arrangement ever worked to our advantage?

Avan:I completely agree.

Avan:I know I am. It has worked out twice.

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Lauren;

True, but there are hundreds of people that go and not all of them are celebrities. I know that high profile celebrities are permitted to go to certain sections that other VIP ticket holders can’t, so really it’s just a matter of who you are. Last year I got a regular GA ticket because I just thought it was ridiculous to pay so much extra money when I was really only going to vibe with my friends. And some of them couldn’t afford some of the VIP packages.

“I’m with you. I think is stupid as well. Anyways,how’re you,Miss.Jauregui?”

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Ariana;

“Oh, look at who decided to join the party.”

“Ariana! How’re you?”

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Dinah Jane;

Didn’t have a good time? Who the hell didn’t?

“I didn’t go but I heard from a few people that didn’t have fun.”

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Demi;

Heeey, finally someone that actually wants to go have some with me. Let’s do it.

“I wouldn’t say no to a good friend and catfish.” He said with a smile

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Text: Jogia 🇨🇦

Liz: You know that needs to change, right?

Liz: Not all that surprising.

Liz: Mm. What do you think I want you to do?

Avan:Yes I do.

Avan:Right? Jogia things mean I'm most likely naked on my couch

Avan:Come over,kiss you,fuck you and hold you.

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Text: Jogia 🇨🇦

Liz: Oh, come on.

Liz: When has it ever? You're relentless.

Liz: Good point. I fucking miss you.

Liz: So...Jogia things, I take it. Stop being lame and go keep the coolest person you know company.

Avan:I fucking miss you too.

Avan:Pretty much!

Ava:Depends on what you want me to do ;)

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Dinah;

“More than a great time of course”

“That’s good. I’m glad. I heard a ton of people didn’t.”

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Text: Jogia 🇨🇦

Liz: Sex goddess?

Liz: Don't flatter me. You know where flattery gets you.

Liz: Not too much is up - Liz activities, aka drinking wine and bitching about Coachella. How about you?

Avan:Yes.

Avan:With you? It get's me everywhere.

Avan:Why're you bitching about that when you can come be with me.

Avan:Not to bad. Just been living the dream also known as sitting at home being lame.

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Text: Jogia 🇨🇦

Liz: Avan.

Avan:Liz.

Avan:Babe.

Avan:Sexgoddess

Avan:What's up?

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Y’all it’s crawfish season and you don’t even know how happy this makes me. Like I’ve just been really craving it lately. I’m definitely gonna need to go to Boiling Crab soon and get me a bucket. Don’t be fooled, you can take the girl outta the South but you can’t take the South outta the girl.

“Crawfish is incredible. Let’s get some together.”

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Chrissy;

So after battling the plague the past couple of weeks, nothing has been better than getting out of bed and showering. The simple things in life you know? But I’m so excited to get touring again and do the Charity show. Chrissy’s back bitches. That was dumb I’m sorry.

“Congrats on the come back I guess..”