Jacques

I paint and you Americans suck ass

[jacquespierrefrancois]

If your a fat blonde woman with blue eyeshadow and crooked eyes, dni!!!!! did I say that right americans

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@esricardothesnail stop it

[esricardothesnail]

I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I CANT BE PREGNANT

[esricardothesnail]

HOW DO YOU KNOW

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I CANT GET PREGNANT

[esricardothesnail]

HOW DO YOU KNOW!!

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Yeah how do we know....

[esricardothesnail]

Exactly hey wait a minute

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Hi🥺

[esricardothesnail]

You better not I’ll bite you and I have 14,000 teeth…

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Oh.. aw..😮‍💨

[esricardothesnail]

Good now go touch eyes idk what humans do

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Oh bet

[esricardothesnail]

Time to cover myself in butter

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'm selling you to the butcher

[esricardothesnail]

You can’t catch me I’m like Turbo the snail

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Bro

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@esricardothesnail stop it

[esricardothesnail]

I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I CANT BE PREGNANT

[esricardothesnail]

HOW DO YOU KNOW

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I CANT GET PREGNANT

[esricardothesnail]

HOW DO YOU KNOW!!

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Yeah how do we know....

[esricardothesnail]

Exactly hey wait a minute

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Hi🥺

[esricardothesnail]

You better not I’ll bite you and I have 14,000 teeth…

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Oh.. aw..😮‍💨

[esricardothesnail]

Good now go touch eyes idk what humans do

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Oh bet

[esricardothesnail]

Time to cover myself in butter

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'm selling you to the butcher

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@esricardothesnail stop it

[esricardothesnail]

I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I CANT BE PREGNANT

[esricardothesnail]

HOW DO YOU KNOW

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I CANT GET PREGNANT

[wholesome-animal-images]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@esricardothesnail this could've been you ...

[esricardothesnail]

500 birth control pills

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'm going to overdose like Elon myself or whatever

[esricardothesnail]

No wait

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Yeah

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@esricardothesnail stop it

[esricardothesnail]

I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I CANT BE PREGNANT

[wholesome-animal-images]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@esricardothesnail this could've been you ...

[esricardothesnail]

500 birth control pills

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'm going to overdose like Elon myself or whatever

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@esricardothesnail stop it

[wholesome-animal-images]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@esricardothesnail this could've been you ...

[jacquespierrefrancois]

IM NOT THAT FUCKING OLD

[esricardothesnail]

You are gay

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Your gay

[jacquespierrefrancois]

IM NOT THAT FUCKING OLD

[important-dog-pics]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@richardgoodmanblog can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

You're the adult

[jacquespierrefrancois]

But can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

We should get two of those Pomeranians I have my dad's credit card

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Yesss we should and if he finds out I'm blaming it all on you

[richardgoodmanblog]

If you do I'm setting your art room on fire

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Oh... okay...

[chompythedogblog]

What the fuck

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No way aliens are real

[rosemarvin]

Yeah

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You look blonde...

[rosemarvin]

I am!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No you're not...

[rosemarvin]

Am I not??

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You're pink

[rosemarvin]

Oh I must have accidentally eaten ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⍜⍀⏚⟟⎅⎅⟒⋏ ⌇⍜⎍⌿

[jacquespierrefrancois]

What the fuck

[rosemarvin]

It's from my planet!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'm from France

[rosemarvin]

I've always wanted to go there is it nice?

[jacquespierrefrancois]

They throw baguettes at me...

[rosemarvin]

Aw no 😢 me and you should go back and kill them!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Yessss w alien

[important-dog-pics]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@richardgoodmanblog can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

You're the adult

[jacquespierrefrancois]

But can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

We should get two of those Pomeranians I have my dad's credit card

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Yesss we should and if he finds out I'm blaming it all on you

[richardgoodmanblog]

If you do I'm setting your art room on fire

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Oh... okay...

[chompythedogblog]

What the fuck

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No way aliens are real

[rosemarvin]

Yeah

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You look blonde...

[rosemarvin]

I am!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No you're not...

[rosemarvin]

Am I not??

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You're pink

[rosemarvin]

Oh I must have accidentally eaten ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⍜⍀⏚⟟⎅⎅⟒⋏ ⌇⍜⎍⌿

[jacquespierrefrancois]

What the fuck

[rosemarvin]

It's from my planet!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'm from France

[rosemarvin]

I've always wanted to go there is it nice?

[jacquespierrefrancois]

They throw baguettes at me...

[important-dog-pics]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@richardgoodmanblog can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

You're the adult

[jacquespierrefrancois]

But can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

We should get two of those Pomeranians I have my dad's credit card

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Yesss we should and if he finds out I'm blaming it all on you

[richardgoodmanblog]

If you do I'm setting your art room on fire

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Oh... okay...

[chompythedogblog]

What the fuck

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No way aliens are real

[rosemarvin]

Yeah

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You look blonde...

[rosemarvin]

I am!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No you're not...

[rosemarvin]

Am I not??

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You're pink

[rosemarvin]

Oh I must have accidentally eaten ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⍜⍀⏚⟟⎅⎅⟒⋏ ⌇⍜⎍⌿

[jacquespierrefrancois]

What the fuck

[rosemarvin]

It's from my planet!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'm from France

[important-dog-pics]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@richardgoodmanblog can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

You're the adult

[jacquespierrefrancois]

But can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

We should get two of those Pomeranians I have my dad's credit card

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Yesss we should and if he finds out I'm blaming it all on you

[richardgoodmanblog]

If you do I'm setting your art room on fire

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Oh... okay...

[chompythedogblog]

What the fuck

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No way aliens are real

[rosemarvin]

Yeah

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You look blonde...

[rosemarvin]

I am!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No you're not...

[rosemarvin]

Am I not??

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You're pink

[rosemarvin]

Oh I must have accidentally eaten ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⍜⍀⏚⟟⎅⎅⟒⋏ ⌇⍜⎍⌿

[jacquespierrefrancois]

What the fuck

[important-dog-pics]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@richardgoodmanblog can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

You're the adult

[jacquespierrefrancois]

But can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

We should get two of those Pomeranians I have my dad's credit card

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Yesss we should and if he finds out I'm blaming it all on you

[richardgoodmanblog]

If you do I'm setting your art room on fire

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Oh... okay...

[chompythedogblog]

What the fuck

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No way aliens are real

[rosemarvin]

Yeah

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You look blonde...

[rosemarvin]

I am!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No you're not...

[rosemarvin]

Am I not??

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You're pink

[important-dog-pics]

[jacquespierrefrancois]

@richardgoodmanblog can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

You're the adult

[jacquespierrefrancois]

But can we get a dog

[richardgoodmanblog]

We should get two of those Pomeranians I have my dad's credit card

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Yesss we should and if he finds out I'm blaming it all on you

[richardgoodmanblog]

If you do I'm setting your art room on fire

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Oh... okay...

[chompythedogblog]

What the fuck

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No way aliens are real

[rosemarvin]

Yeah

[jacquespierrefrancois]

You look blonde...

[rosemarvin]

I am!

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No you're not...