'Tis the Season

Whether you're naughty or nice, why don't you help yourself to a cup of hot cocoa? #christmasonceler

[christmasonceler]

Let’s see what our trusty calendar says here. I realize it’s been some time since I checked the ole “inbox”, but it couldn’t have been that long....

...May 10th? You’re right, it’s almost halfway until Christmas and I still haven’t found the perfect tree for my cottage yet! I’ll need to get to that immediately. 

Hm, what’s this here...?

Why, that’s Christmas fruitcake! Thank you so much for the thoughtful gift! I’ll make sure you get an extra helping of presents this Christmas. ;) 

Good thing fruitcake has a long shelf-life, my birthday was months ago...

Having fruitcake. Hah, I joke. It’s the opportunity to spread joy and happiness to everyone around. There’s no greater gift than the one that keeps on giving, in my opinion. 

I should point out that one doesn’t need to celebrate Christmas to take part in gift-giving. Give it a try, it’s rather fulfilling.

[christmasonceler]

Do you do things for... other holidays? Like thanksgiving or...Halloween?

My heart and soul may be forever devoted to Christmas, but that doesn’t mean I can’t dabble in other holidays. I just think of it as…adding my own Christmas flair to things!

Speaking of which…

It’s that time of the year already, isn’t it? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got candy to hand out to houses.

[christmasonceler]

-slides over a $20 to you- So I need a mistletoe above me and this demon you see... and I heard you were the right man for the job B)

Heh, I’ll gladly hang up some mistletoe for you--free of charge, of course. I think some Christmas lights will set the mood just right too, OH, and some cinnamon-spice scented candles....

Ahem, but anyways, who’s the lucky demon? :)

[christmasonceler]

got any mistletoe hanging around your place, laddie ;^)c

Weeellll, not in my own cottage, per say. But I do keep a stash of mistletoe stored up for when I’m feeling mischievous.

[christmasonceler]

[kinda lookin him up and down with a smile that's just a little...off] ... That's, uh... That's a neat-lookin' /costume/ you have on there, buddy! :)

What, this? This isn’t just a costume, it’s a way of life.

It’s my goal to share the joy of Christmas to everyone 365 days of the year!

[christmasonceler]

krampus-ler:

!!!

Hides behind a truffula trunk, watching the other

…..

B-BDMP

[Christmasler notices the dark, looming figure watching him from the forest and decides to investigate.]

Hey! Couldn’t help but notice you take an interest in my holiday tree over there. You wouldn’t happen to be a Christmas connoisseur yourself, would you?

[christmasonceler]

What's your second favorite holiday? Or does nothing come close to Christmas?

All the other holidays are great and all, but I couldn’t possibly pick out a second favorite out of all of them.

....actually, there’s one holiday that comes to mind. It’s called Leon Day! Not a lot of people know about it, but it’s a totally-for-real, certified official holiday. ; )

[christmasonceler]

Mmmm...Miru, right? It looks like you’re pretty enthusiastic about Christmas, however...

Maybe I oughta keep your status on the list confidential.

[christmasonceler]

Time to spread some Christmas cheer around this place.